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I reblog things I find funny. I find a lot of things funny.
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I'm sorry, the charlie kirk situation just keeps getting funnier.

- gun nut insists 6 year olds getting shot in elementary school are a necessary sacrifice so that we can all have the 2nd amendment *gets shot at a school

- gun nut literally advocated for public executions to make kids stronger *gets shot in public in front of a bunch of students

- gun nut was an open racist, who constantly tried to incite race wars *got shot by a white guy in the whitest state in america

- gun nut insists empathy is fake *no empathy for him online, except from the same people who gleefully mock the deaths of trans people and Democrat politicians and anyone they don't like on a daily basis

- GUN. NUT. *gets shot and killed instantly by a gun.

You reap what you sow. You live gun culture, you die gun culture. That was his 'faith'.

ever since i learned about ghost buildings i haven't been able to stop thinking about them

this is body horror

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most memorable autosuggest moment? (not a competition but mine personally was "scuba dicking" which. strong contender)

the persecution of lefthandedness is insane to think about because it was so intense for so long, in some places still is, without any clear profit motivation. sheer love of the game. as late as the 70s at least they were smacking my stepdad's hands for it with a wooden ruler at school, to this day he's in weird ambidexterity situation where he's not great with either side and notably clumsy due to poor hand-eye coordination. just wtf

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amateur detective who solves crimes out of curiosity and then just. doesn't bother to tell anyone the identity of the perpetrator

armchair detective who investigates objectively funny and morally correct crimes so they can help the perp cover their tracks

bystander who accidentally observes the protagonist commiting a felony and just...quietly walks off stage. they're no narc and frankly? not their business

i saw this video elsewhere and wanted to post it here โ€”

wind turbine that got struck by lightning near Cromwell, TX

I love locking my door likeโ€ฆyouโ€™re not coming in lmfao

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This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

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died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

died & came back & it's creeping people out how well-adjusted I am now? everyone's on eggshells waiting for something terrible to happen. honestly i feel terrific

This is the ideal gymnast body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like...

Natalie Mโ€™phylgwnth from Carcosa just finished her beam routine, which has left another judge screaming and blind. Weโ€™re going to take a break as they look for another volunteer.

I'm so mad that I fucking love this

hey um this is double-plus ungood

it's shit like this that makes me so fucking sad, so fucking angry, and so fucking terrified.

here's a link to her youtube channel

im in no position to help. maybe someone out there could. she's so fucking strong for this. i dont think id survive being detransitioned. i know i wouldnt be able to handle that at all. this shit is terrifying. i just. i wish the world wasn't like this. i wish people weren't so desperate to see us detransition that they'd force it on us.

transition in the uk has always been dependant on being "mentally healthy". guidelines state that any mental health issues have to be "well controlled" which is worded deliberately vaguely so as to exclude whoever they want to exclude.

are you suicidal because every day you're misgendered and deadnamed? then you aren't allowed to medically transition. does waking up every day in the wrong body cause you to resort to self harm? you can't medically transition. does seeing your reflection make you so existentially depressed that you try to control it with an eating disorder? you can't medically transition. are you so miserable you abuse substances to cope? you can't medically transition.

hell, you have to have been living as your correct gender for two fucking years *with proof* before you're even allowed to start hormones!! you have to be out there every day telling people you're a woman while everyone around you sees a man for TWO YEARS before you can even get hormones. maybe it's more possible if you're young and thin and androgynous, but if you're 40 and can't afford to pay out of pocket for private healthcare, then what?

the state of being trans in the uk is worse than ever, especially for trans women who have been the centre of attention for the entire decline.

my uncle (named big michael, you will soon find out why) who is 6โ€™9 (Now You Understand) just arrived to sleep over at our place, i was not informed, there are no lights on in the hall, he has a key, and it is 34 minutes past midnight. So that is all to say, I do think with some certainty, that I am now, officially, the first human being who has come this close to seeing the boogie man in real life, and survived. He unfolded himself through that door frame like a poorly made origami crane from hell.

Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!

Actual archaeology:

so I wanted to find a picture of the lobster and

behold! an archaeologist

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There are many benefits to being a marine archeologist