u r not cool

KYLE MASSEY IS ON CELEBRITY GHOST STORIES IM DYINg OH MY GOd

cory isn’t the only one in the house……

parent: “Youre going to hell!”

me:

2014 was really gay and I hope 2015 is at least 10 times gayer.

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

Semi Transparent Christmas Ornament (matches the color of your blog)

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Kim Jong Un Would Really Hate For You To Watch This, Which Is Exactly Why You Should

so fucking moving

I got chills

holy shit

No idea but if you know, let me know

(via sniffing)

Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.

*stays as far away from these people as possible*

*packs my bags*

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

NEW VIDEO: PLAYING BEER PONG WITH TYLER OAKLEY

I’ll be stalking some of you guys who reblog thissssss

My friend sent me this video without context

I’m laughing so hard !

1.1 million notes on this bag of lemonade and no one reblogs my selfies

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something