i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

this is the most unhelpful post ever

do i look like a fucking faq to you

#f slur

is it a slur to ask questions frequently

@amtrak-official

You should be angry, you should demand change, you are completely correct to be angry about how you are denied access to a livable and cheaper life because your representatives, local government and Senators sold you out to the automobile lobby. We need to fight to change our cities for the better and you can't fight without any anger.

Fuck discord moving to pesterchum

porn blogs are like these are my emotional support pictures of someone else I took and reposted without permission or credit

and @staff is like okay! as long as it's not trans women we won't do anything to stop you tee hee

@staff : best i can do is flag non-sexual queer art as mature content

Folks announcing they're leaving Tumblr because they're unhappy with the Twitter clone dashboard on desktop. (I don't blame you, it's broken af.) Meanwhile, the day this hellsite finally does close, staff are going to have to pry me out of the air vents like a rabid raccoon that's adapted to survive on drinking air conditioning coolant and whatever trash is left lying around in the breakroom.

literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

Hate to be the guy who takes this post very seriously but the reason bosses don’t like this and don’t encourage it is because what follows is talking about wages and treatment at work and then unionizing lol

just saw Barbie so here are some (non-spoilery) highlights:

beautiful beautiful deeply camp coming of age story with layers and so much life. ive gained twenty new sewing projects from the opening shots of Barbieland alone. made my gf cry. 20/10

#please go see this#it’s so queer#it’s so camp#it’s so funny

#The best thing about Barbie (2023) is probably Ryan Gosling who method acted too hard

some of you self proclaimed punks seem to forget that the entire basis of punk and the punk ideology is the rights of the working class. the punk fashion of jeans and boots and leather is literally from the workers. because those are clothes you wear To Work when you work blue collar jobs. DIY ethics is from creating and working with what you cannot buy or do. safety pin piercings and patches and duct tape on clothing and making your own clothes and doing your own hair was not exclusively to fuck the man or whatever. these people were POOR. class consciousness is such an integral part of the punk ideology and it's so frustrating to me watching punk come back with nobody feeling any type of urge at all to understand class divisions at all. ive seen one too many posts about how taylor swifts music is actually punk because being punk is about liking whatever you like. no it fucking isn't. what has she ever done to inform or speak on the issues of the working class bro never 😭😭 her ass is in a private jet polluting the planet and is one of the richest artists in the entire world. i can't even begin to tell you how NOT punk that is. respectfully you are not punk. you are posers. we need to bring that word back because that's what it means when you dress a certain way and call yourself a certain subculture without engaging in anything that has to do with it. nobody is "gatekeeping" you're literally just a poser figure it out

companies really have got to be okay with stagnant profits. what is wrong with earning the same amount every year? why does it always have to be more? it's not sustainable. there are only so many people on the planet you can profit from 😭

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sure why not:

tags via @littleredplanetnumberfour

CHEERS TO GUY WALTON FOR “OUTING” THE FOSSIL FUEL COMPANIES

From the article:  

Walton has devised his own criteria for named heatwaves in the US, based on duration and extremity, on a one to five scale similar to hurricanes. Heatwave Chevron is classed as a four and is “historic”, Walton said. The meteorologist said he has a list of 20 oil and gas companies – including Exxon and Shell – for upcoming heatwaves and will turn to coal companies if he runs out of names.

OUTSTANDING MOVE

DOCTOR WHO • S05E10 ❝Vincent and the Doctor❞

its crazy how the world is so big you can go your whole life not knowing there’s a creature that exists and it turns out there’s a fuckton of them 

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

Barbie + Blonde Male Fragility Reviews (insp):