Classic.
in the audio commentary for this Halloween episode the writers were talking about how they spent hours trying to think of a funny/clever way to get him to have to fix the toaster, eventually getting so frustrated they gave up and went with this
"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me
this is peak comedy to me
idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope
Farmer family friend has an out of control mint problem around one of his greenhouses because he had a potted mint plant that he set on the ground and it grew a tendril out of the pot which touched the soil and grew roots.
It had never occurred to me before that a potted plant could escape.
Friendly reminder that mint is incredibly invasive when planted in the ground and it will crawl out from potted hell when it's just 1 cm near soil like the gremlin it is.
It's roots are fast growing and aggressive, leaving no space for other plants and basically taking over your entire garden. It's both fascinating and terrifying.
This happened to me but with strawberries. Funnest part is, the original potted plant part died, so we thought it wouldn't INVADE OUR ENTIRE GARDEN IN LIKE A WEEK
Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
Oh my GOD
One struggle 🫡
lets make this the whole world peace love and relaxation on planet earth
mentally i am here
I like to imagine that the reason you can whip around those floors at warp speed and so smoothly is that you’re running through the museum with a pair of wool socks on.
i thought the eyewitness vhs museum was a real place when i was a kid. i wasn’t a total idiot, i knew there were a few vfx things going on, but i thought it was filmed in an actual museum
you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?
happy easter, everyone
you know Easter is just around the corner cause this post is making rounds again
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This is the funniest thing that has happened to this post
If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.
it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers
With vanilla extract being a meme, I wanted to share some black history of Edmond Albius a black slave who revolutionized vanilla pollination.
He used a technique he learned of pollinating melons to polinate the orchids to create the vanilla beans. Vanilla was rare and a luxury mainly due to only being able to be pollinated by its natural pollinator in Mexico.
unfortanely, he didnt receive any money for his discovery despite being called the main man who revolutionized pollination, he died in poverty...
everyone say thank you Edmond
I see this a lot, no one has actual names, or any reference for names, that are legit Native American, varying among the tribes, for their characters.
Babynames.com and shit like that will give you names made up by white people.
However, I’ve got your solution.
Native-Languages is a good website to turn to for knowledge on a lot of native things, including native names. If you’re unsure about the names you’ve picked, they even have a list of made up names here!
Please don’t trust names like babynames.com for native names, they’re made up and often quite offensive to the cultures themselves.
Thank you!
Native Languages is a great website. I use it for my fact-checking since it always has reliable links to tribal sites.
reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it
hermey the elf was transgender
female elves:
male elves:
hermey:
you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist
“No daughter of mine will become a dentist!”
“I’m trans actually”
“No son of mine will become a dentist!”
