watch the queen conquer

Last night I made a Twitter thread elaborating on the O.J.-Johnny parallels I've been talking about on here the past few weeks.

Some people might think it's a crazy comparison, but Nicole's and Amber's struggles were tragically similar.

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

DUDE

Death Grips with Al Jourgensen of Ministry, November 2017

Heidi Montag cries over negative reviews for her music video to Higher, February 2008

bro i love abortion soooo much i think abortions should come with a free bottle of champagne

There’s a block function NOW?

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

Gotta do everything myself around here

So, I went into this guy’s Wikipedia page, because he looked familiar. And there’s this big “Controversies” section, so I was preparing myself to read that even the margaritas/pterodactyls guy has sexually assaulted someone. But it turns out that he hasn’t. However, he:

- Has been sued for copyright infringement for a ‘blasphemous’ musical rendition of a monologue from the 1950s

- He was on a plane with U2′s Bono and his family, and the plane was shot by the Jamaican police, who believed they were smuggling marijuana. He wrote a song about the incident.

- He’s actually a singer, and his better known song in called MARGARITAVILLE. He also owns the Margaritaville Cafe restaurant chain. And has licensed Margaritaville Tequila, Margaritaville Footwear, and a Margaritaville Foods. He owns the Margaritaville Casino, has released a “Margaritaville Online” game, and he wrote and starred in a musical called “Escape to Margaritaville”

- He also wrote a song called “Math Suks”, which was condemned by the US National Council of Teachers of Mathematics for its alleged negative effect on children’s education. 

- He was thrown out of a basketball game he was watching for using blasphemous language in front of kids.

- And he was detained by French customs for allegedly carrying over 100 pills of ecstasy. Although he was released after paying a fine, and, according to him, the pills were a B-vitamin supplement.

So, yeah, that was refreshing controversies section-wise, but now I don’t know what to do with all that information.

Maybe its my age, but i’m a little concerned that the fact he is a singer and wrote Margaritaville wasn’t prior knowledge and is considered a controversy

Beach, booze, Buffett.

Jimmy Buffett plays the margarita guy in Jurassic World because his most famous song is “Margaritaville” and this is therefore hilarious, I thought

absolutely obsessed with jimmy buffett being called “this guy”

Love the suggestion that the song and brand Margarativille are mentioned in passing on the Wikipedia page for uncredited Jurassic World extra Jimmy Buffett

reading the first half of the comments like

My thoughts exactly!

The psychosis of still being on tumblr

brain empty

Personally I think everything should be easier than it is. Just a thought.

Someone has managed to find a beef with this almost comically anodyne post. I love the internet. Godspeed, sir.

Here we go boys! We’re really doing it now!

too much self reflection is not a good thing honestly. go outside and plant a garden and then cook yourself a homemade dinner then mop the floors and change your sheets and take a hot shower then you won’t care so much

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i'll outlive everything you love

"MSG tricks your brain into thinking food tastes better."

Yes, Brian, that is the essential function of spices and flavorings.

reblog and he will protect you

this is a lot for one skeleton, so he has brought his friends to help

Since its finally October all of his friends are here, reblog for maximum protection

what if we started talking about pitbull like some of you talk about hozier

fae elf king mr worldwide emerging from the international bog 

And he’s upset why?

This is a behind the scenes from a TV show. He’s the guy who plays the character whose gravestone it is. He’s mad that people are memeing a behind the scenes photo of a fictional character’s death because he happens to play that character.

I’m not sure if I should laugh or hit my head on the desk over this one.

The face I just made 🙄

My favourite part that this is leaving out is that by the end he and the rest of the cast weren’t getting along and they did a full on photoshoot in front of his grave.

if he doesn’t want us to use THAT photo, it seems like we’ve got three malicious-compliance-ready replacements right here

internet do your stuff

Oh god I love songs so much. thank fuck we get to have songs