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Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love
Want to learn something new in 2022??
Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)
40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)
Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)
Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)
How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)
Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)
Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)
Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)
Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:
Calculus 1 (full semester class)
Learn basic statistics (free textbook)
Introduction to college physics (free textbook)
Introduction to accounting (free textbook)
Learn a language:
Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)
Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)
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Daniel is a he/him lesbian we love that
squanghoula
he’s a cartoon character. he is a little girl. he is a friend. he’s my homeboy. my rotten soldier. my sweet cheese. my good time boy
you ever read a story where you and the protagonist share such a specific brand of mental illness that you feel like you've been smacked with a mirror and you just gotta sit there with wet eyes as it lists all the ways you need to fix yourself. stories that say "this you? get help lmao". stories that equal six months of therapy. self recognition through the other? shoot that shit up my veins all day every day
you were in the US military once right? how believable would this be?
That’s exactly what you should expect from the average motivated American warfighter
I am convinced that the one (1) downside to abolishing the military is that it would cause a Library of Alexandria scale loss of Dumb Guy culture.
That’s like saying you don’t want to excise a malignant growth because it’ll hurt the cancer
Counterpoint: I want to study them like a bug under a microscope.
If you want to study the leviathan, study its corpse
Hon, I’m a novelist. Is McDonald’s an unlikely source of chicken mcnuggets?
Maybe not, but the alley behind a Waffle House is a weird place to find Aristotle.
But that’s exactly where you’d find Socrates and Diogenes
And they be fuckin’
It’s true
Service dogs training to sit through a movie at a theater.
It’s actually better than that - the picture comes from dogs being trained to sit through a PLAY… which means there are actors on the stage performing a musical for a theatre full of dogs.
World Heritage Post
was looking up 50s fashion for writing reasons and i CANNOT get over the outfits these girls are rocking
- This is bobby soxer fashion that originated in the 1940s, not 50s. Specifically, this 2016 Tumblr post attributes this photo to Life magazine in 1947
- The style was not considered masculine in its time (for commenters remarking on crossdressing laws); pants had been mainstream women’s fashion since the 30s and especially during WWII due to women in factory work. This was an extremely popular style associated with fans of popular music performers like Frank Sinatra. It was a teenage style in particular; the 40s saw the number of girls attending secondary school rise substantially, as did the number of teens with disposable incomes.
It’s fascinating to me that people under 30 are looking at very trendy look today and seeing gender nonconformity. It says more about what we consider “feminine” clothing to be today (Revealing? Low necklines? Translucent? Form-fitting? Curve-enhancing?) than the image itself.
Unironically waiting for the bus in the rain rn. Real ones know ✌️🌧️🚌☔
I've been here for over an hour soaking wet and pathetic and a truck driving by fully stopped in the street and reversed into the parking lot behind me. This older gentleman got it and came up to me and said "can I give you a gift?" And I asked "what's that?" And he gave me an umbrella from his truck and left. Now I'm dryer. The world is full of kindness and beauty btw. If you even care. Message to all my sopping wet sweeties
Nothing worse than your grandparents asking if you’re bringing a boyfriend to the family’s annual deer hunt, and you getting a little ticked off bc you’ve been openly gay for the better part of a decade so you impulsively respond “no I’m bringing my girlfriend” and get a nice apologetic response but UH OH - you haven’t had anything resembling a serious date since before law school and that was like five years ago so now you have to pretend to break up with your alleged girlfriend right before the trip and act all sad about it the whole time which is definitely a much worse fate than just ignoring some vague homophobia, and now your cousins also want details and your parents are like wtf who the hell is this mystery girl, when ALL you really wanted was an excuse to quietly sit in a deer blind for a few hours in November, wrapped in blankets drinking spiked hot chocolate and pretending to look for deer.
see, I love where you’re going with this. my first thought was absolutely “ha I’ve accidentally written myself into a fake dating trope romcom”
but then my second thought was that “hey random stranger, can you pretend to date me during my annual family reunion deep in the backcountry of texas where my very white southern family will be hunting large game for population control and you will be seeing a lot of dead animal symbolism as they uncomfortably stare at you” is literally the premise of a Jordan Peele horror movie
why we gotta pit two bad bitches against each other. I think Sam and Frodo should kiss, perhaps even fuck.
man i love being butch. butches are so cool and handsome and funny and kind, and there's all kinds of us out there. shy butches, goofy butches. loud butches, quiet butches. tall butches, short butches, old butches, young butches, new butches, punk butches, fat butches, baby butches, butches who write or paint or draw or make sculptures, butches who cook, butches who would find a way to burn cereal, long haired butches, buzzcut butches, butches who do drag, butches who sing or play instruments, acting butches, dnd butches, butches with big hands, classic butch truck drivers, butches who sew or crochet or knit, butches doing what they love, butches thriving, butches smiling laughing playing living loving becoming butches, butches, butches!!! i love us, i love being one of us! what a lovely thing all of us get to be!
Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.
Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers
one of the worst adhd things ever is wanting to trick yourself into doing tasks so you make up fake deadlines to give yourself a sense of pressure but then your adhd goes ‘is that a Real deadline with immediate consequences or a fake one to make our life more organized? :/‘ and then you go ‘it’s a fake one to make our life more organized 😔’ and then the task doesn’t get done
