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HeyitsthatGayGirl

@heyitsthatgaygirl-blog

hello, welcome to my blog... if you are looking for anything remotely heterosexual then you must be blind, to which I offer my condolences.

Village children: “what happened to your species? Are you really the last one?”

Me, the last lesbian on earth: “it all started when bullets rained from the sky…and yes I am the last. I survived by wearing 12 bullet proof vests. Which is why I continue to wear them to this day.“

Village children: “woah, then what happened?”

Me: “I don’t have time today little ones, I must perform the duties of my people.”

Me: *reblogs lesbian otp post on tumblr*

Me: “it is done, and I can rest.”

Me: *dies at the age of 307*

PSA: Girls if you ever feel like you’re unattractive, please consider, all the gayass girls like myself who think that you’re all the hottest thing since the creation of fire and need to chill a bit. AND of you think this post doesn’t apply to you because you continue to think that you aren’t attractive, let me tell you. You. Are. Wrong. Thank you for your time.

How to tell if I am writing/reading: 1) I am testing out the character's facial expressions with my own face. Embarrassingly. 2) I look really concentrated on the computer/book and suddenly I look up really confused/deep in thought. 3) I make unnecessary and unwarranted squeals of delight or am smiling broadly (aka mostly during fluff). 4) I don't want to talk to you. 5) please leave.