when your free trial runs out

“would you like the rest of my-”

goddammit bill

Pinche bill

#ProblemsofACollegeStudent

one time a duckling fell asleep in my frocket and it was the cutest thing ever

frocket

I ❤ U all my fellow stoners, happy stoner sunday!

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

WHAT WAS HE DOING IN A FIELD OF COWS.

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STOP

lmfao bruh

Omg I can’t breathe

Learning to swim

Me when a bug touches me: This is a gated community, please get the fuck off the property

when you and your friends are all angry about the same things