they are on a date

if i were a river hog and you were also a river hog we could hoggle in the river together forever

this could be us

The Boston Globe, Massachusetts, February 28, 1940

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

how do you guys feel about my lock screen

OP do you take constructive criticism?

there is nothing to criticize here

Who the hell organize apps by color

Mind your business

tonight’s mood:

battra with human legs

Posted May 8th, 2018

Gumby did not say that

he said this you son of a bitch

Fossils look best in bi lighting.

Plesiosaurus at the Houston Museum of Natural Science.

it’s been ten years

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

ME LISTENING TO MUSIC AND IMAGINING MY SILLY LITTLE GUYS IN THE SADDEST SITUATIONS POSSIBLE

i was so enthralled by this image that i gave him a fanny pack and corndog

(places these pictures gently into your hands)

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3