new head 15% smaller

i loved the new spiderppl from atsv just as much as the next guy but can we hear some commotion for miles morales. can we hear some commotion for main character miles morales who is carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders. who was going to study at princeton just for a chance to see his friends. who juggles saving the city and his grades and his family’s expectations and the feeling that he’s maybe not quite good enough. who was prepared to fight time and space just to save his dad. brooklyn’s one and only spiderman miles morales. rio’s brave little boy miles morales. can we hear some commotion for him

my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn't need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn't require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps

You’re so right. Say more

Double fuck subscription models for things you used to just buy. I’m not subscribing to the little word Tetris game I like. I will pay you 2, 5, or 10 $ ONCE. I am not adding Word Welder to my list of monthly bills like water and gas.

everyone is like ‘oh I can’t tell white men apart’ until they try to recast henry cavill

I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......

I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?

Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia

[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]

what the dog doin

the “humans are inherently selfish” fanclub can genuinely and in all honesty go to hell. i once came back from a school yard where the kids had heaped piles of leaves and cut wildflowers on a narrow strip of grass bc a bee had died. i actually want to cry.

when i was a child, my parents told me our houseplant would die of lack of sunlight. i was so young i don’t even remember this, but apparently, my response to this was starting to carry the plant around like an emotional support stuffed animal. whenever my family went outside i would hold the pot on my head to make it reach the sun better. i wasn’t in school yet, didn’t have any exposure to the lessons on caring they give in elementary, i don’t remember my thought process - but i can guess. kids integrally care about things, even tiny bugs and inanimate plants. humans care.

don’t let them beat it out of you

as someone in my 40s, may i also add: if they beat it out of you? put in the work to relearn it until it’s a part of you again. a part you’re proud enough of that if someone tells you it’s dumb and you should stop, you can laugh and say “oh, no. no, i don’t believe i will.” and then keep on keepin’ on.

compassion can often be a skill that needs to be relearned. so relearn it and revel in it.

Don’t let your heart stay barren

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

happy too tired July everyone

i had my gender transed by rule 63 art of a character i liked because i felt the female version was inherently better and couldn’t rationalize why and eventually realized i preferred it because i’d always wished i was a girl myself

sighhhhhhhh

in my defense it was 2018 and hero aca was huge at the time

i’m being validated

I need a link to this

This is how the Resident Evil developers see Europe

o conselho tribais

and she picked just the right song

whhat the f

today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades

This kid is KILLING it!

I’ll be back in going to go watch Every single video about this subject

Been meaning to do this for years

Artist for the official sonic comics ^

*scrolls past*

*reads caption*

*scrolls back to reblog*

Well, guess it’s time for Twitter refugees part 2.

Wild social media business strat though: I am going to limit the amount of content users can see on a website that makes money by trying to keep users on it as much as possible. This is a good business plan.

Update: I logged onto Twitter when I heard this news and was on for 8 minutes exactly when it hit this.

So you can hit the limit in under 10 minutes. For a social media site, a terrible business strat. Great mental health tool however.

I’m laughing so hard, this is like if Vegas said you could only play slots three times a day as their new business model. And then, unless you paid them 8 bucks, you’d have to wait a day: if you paid them 8 bucks, you can play slots for just under an hour before you go home, except 10% of those slots are just ads for the casino.

Business boy strikes again.

fandom discourse doesn't really mean anything to me tbh [someone says they hate a character I like] I always had an admiration for the joker

On twitter.... if you look at more than 600 posts a day you can't look at tweets anymore. And if you make a post that's too funny, you risk temporary suspension

mutual recognition