my print for Blasting Off Again!, a team rocket zine :D

you can find us on gumroad..!!

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I JUST REALIZED WHAT TODAY IS

NINE NINE

bungus

I'm trying to prove something to my family.

Reblog if you think it's okay for a woman to have leg hair and prefer not to shave.

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

i don’t think it’s coming 

HELLO????

certified iconic post

WHEN I SAY YEE, YOU SAY HAW

FUCK

SHIT

PISS

wait

Just keep this in mind. Pronouns matter but don't beat yourself up for getting them wrong. Mistakes happen and showing you acknowledging shows you see everyone as people.

Artist • @liasis_d

~Fluffles

~Fluffles

me: i love object head characters, they’re so cool! i wanna design an object head character one day

my brain: hey isn’t that one joke lettuce oc u made years ago technically an object head character

me: HOOOOOOOOOOGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

….h….. how drink wine?

Roots?

what fucking asshole drinks wine out of a martini glass

Happy Birthday Lettuce

it’s time

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

it’s time

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

I T S T I M E

ITS TIME

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

it’s time.

Time

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

MARCH

IT’S TIME

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

<3 IT’S TIME <3

so I’m writing a shitty song on my phone and autocorrect is the only one who has EVER understood me

Gan Eden

I want to hug that fat little tree so badly it makes my heart ache

I’m in photo critique and someone has photos of therapy ponies and they told us how they visit hospitals and such and someone said they didn’t know how they’d feel if there was a horse loose in a hospital and I CAN’TTTTT

saw this comment under the horse loose in a hospital bit

john mulaney and the sack lunch bunch was john mulaney writing an Teacher AU RPF about himself

The Zodiac as John Mulaney Quotes

Aries: “Maybe the dead Victorian girl you saw was just me all along”

Taurus: “You can pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you”

Gemini: “God, I guess they’re gonna kill us all. All right. This is younger than I thought it would be, but we are pretty big assholes”

Cancer: “Thirteen-year-olds are the meanest people in the world”

Leo:  “I mean, we’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly”

Virgo: “No one cared what I thought" 

Libra:  "I’ll tell you what we’ll do! We’ll draw chalk around where the body is. That way we’ll know where it was…”

Scorpio: “Now we don’t have time to unpack all that”

Sagittarius: “That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse!”

Capricorn: “You hope it was a miracle, probably not”

Aquarius: “It’s just creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly. They have a lot of information. Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die.”

Pisces: “This is the height of luxury”

john mulaney speaks As If Every Word In Each Sentence Is Capitalised and i think that’s Neat

“why”

“Why not?”

how bad can i be but the onceler is billie eilish

this took way too long but i regret nothiNG