Spicy Chicken Pizza 🍕🔥
spicy chicken, double crushed chillies, pepperoni 🌶️
i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right
someone printed out a painting of the Continental Congress and put it on the breakroom chalkboard at my museum, with the caption "what's going on here? wrong answers only!"
current answers include:
- "auditions for Hamilton"
- "hot girl summer" (mine)
- "me and the girls drafting a text to my crush"
- "planning their Barbenheimer movie night"
- "the Tennis Court Oath"
- "trying to decide who will take the One Ring to Mordor"
- "hanging out at an old-school Pizza Hut"
- "roll for initiative"
- "Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X"
While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
it looked like this
like i have seen some posts about how it's okay to take painkillers like ibuprofen or paracetamol and it is. but you know if those aren't strong enough or don't work for you, it's okay to have other drugs for your pain like weed or opioids or whatever is working for you to manage it. it's not noble to suffer, and i'm not a bad person for relying on codeine to manage my migraines - in fact it dramatically improves my quality of life and that's great
sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher
You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?
no that part was real
I decided to be kind and add an answer between once or twice and annually.
Bonus question, how many of you as kids started to figure out the wealthy kids based on all your classmates who went to Disney every year and you never went once? I think I figured it out by 8.
the ‘my mutual is posting about something i have never heard of’ to ‘i am now obsessed with the thing’ is the strongest force there is
jacked the fuck in
I want more sci fi where the space ships work like this. I want chunky tech
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.
I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.
