@very-angry-monk @therealdoctorsshadow

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

Fork

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

my cat spilled a whole fucking pot of glitter what the f-

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

@very-angry-monk

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

This is everything

Is it sad that I know all of these vines basically by heart

LGBT

lesbians, gays, b-bicycles…. *sweats* trains

i bet all the fandom’s despacito memes are whats causing the androids to become deviant at this point

I still love how every once in a while, I’ll get a comment in my notes or something in my inbox from a screaming goblin complaining abt my url. “You’re called the ‘whine’ barrel bc you’re a whiny little fuck” like no Jan, that’s where you’re wrong. It came from a joke my grandfather made about US politics and how he can’t stand the far left. Going as far to call a building full of vapid sjws “the whine barrel.” Which I thought was fucking hilarious. Now it’s my url and it’s actually The W(h)ine Barrel, but Tumblr’s a little bitch

White’s Pearl: *take Steven away from Blue and Yellow*

Blue and Yellow:

*plays despacito in the back*

I spent the most magical afternoon

I went for a walk in the nature, and I took a path that was completely new to me.

I kept walking, when I came across a cute house surrounded by flowers. A little child was watering the plants, and a woman insisted to offer me a glass of water. I didn’t know her, but she was a friend of my uncle’s sister, apparently. We talked for a bit, then she told me to follow her, because she wanted to show me the laboratory where her husband produces honey. There he was, working.

He gave me a piece of honeycomb to chew on, then he showed me the complete process to make honey. Finally, he gave me a jar as a gift. The woman explained to me how to go back to town, and she walked me to the bridge I would have to cross. That looked surreal too.

I feel like the house won’t be there if I ever go back. It was beautiful.

You met an ancient family of Italian fairies and you got their blessing

I’m living

It’s like the direct opposite of this

enemies

“i want to speak to the manager.”

“i am the manager, ma’am.”

reblogging again for that 

When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep

Take me home

To the place

I belooong~

WEST VIRGINIA

What the fuck

I cannot believe….

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

Tiny cat is tiny

Google literally coats its underwater fiber-optic cables in kevlar to prevent sharks from destroying the cables. 🦈

It’s so fucking cute though that when a shark encounters something unfamiliar and confusing to it it just puts its mouth right on it to find out what it is

It’s unfortunately how so-called “attacks” usually happen but it’s like exactly the same way a dog tries to comprehend its world as well

“What is?”

*NOM*

“No like”

The real water puppy

several of the pokedex descriptions are #relatable 

honourable mention of course to Abra:

but the winner is:

Personally I’m a fan of Alolan Ninetales

okay that’s beautiful