this may be one of my favorite monster factory bits ever

sowed some stuff but i’m thinking i might not reap it. if it sucks i’ll probably just not reap it.

if u ever see me zoned out i'm listening to the deafening frequency of a nearby electrical device

yes i have billions of brain cells, yes i am afraid of the ceiling fan when it's on, we exist

He still didn’t wake up after reaching the end of the pier. Just kept walking along the bottom of the river:

it’s alina, your favorite cat girl

Yep

People feel threatened by this.

Keep that in mind.

literally every single time without fail

Get a load of you, making fun of someone’s profile pic in 2019. You must be so proud. I bet you get all the ladies.

Fuck off.

i am and i do, ponyfucker

this is what you can find when you click on his FIMfiction link on his blog

Bidoofs Law, at it again

Oh God. They’re multiplying.

Yeah, I’m totally the degenerate here. My opinion doesn’t fucking matter because I like to fuck horses and watch a show for little kids.

Ugh… are you guys done? You’re boring me.

niji no kanata~♪♩♬

behold…

absolute unit

Please..tumblr.. stop reccomending me horny comics.. I’m begging you

Hey I have some awful news

“Oh, so you wanna use pronouns, asshole? Want me to respect your wittle pronouns? Oh, I’ll use your pronouns, buddy. Just you watch.” *respects my pronouns*

Fuckin’ owned, I guess, dude. Shit.

Twenty-One Things You Don’t Say to a Transsexual by Riki Anne Wilchins.

In TransSisters: The Journal of Transsexual Feminism, issue 3, volume 1. 1994.

i honestly think the healthiest way to have fun on social media is to find a group of friends and value them as people just as you’d do offline because in my experience fixating entirely on being an ‘internet presence’ with a huge follower base does really weird things to people

i honestly think the healthiest way to have fun on social media is to find a group of friends and value them as people just as you’d do offline because in my experience fixating entirely on being an ‘internet presence’ with a huge follower base does really weird things to people

i honestly think the healthiest way to have fun on social media is to find a group of friends and value them as people just as you’d do offline because in my experience fixating entirely on being an ‘internet presence’ with a huge follower base does really weird things to people

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

why does this have so many notes

everybody support me