an adventure in dicklessness

2007

unfortunately, on this platonic male outing at outback steakhouse, my partner has ordered a “blooming onion”, transforming this once casual affair into a romantic tryst

I’ve seen you in a dream.

Sheryl Lee & Kyle MacLachlan | Twin Peaks

The slow dance - 26x32” acrylic on canvas.

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

me: how about you stop “scrolling” your “dash” and start dashing to deliver me scrolls

my useless apprentice: why do you pay the homunculus more than me

Creature party

Sad news: Walnut the crane, famous for murdering all potential crane suitors before choosing her keeper as her mate, has died

Condolences to her widower

hi, this is cursed and really niche

I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider

It's a horse girl movie but they both think the other is the horse

Lust (detail)

— by Gail Potocki, from “Seven Deadly Sins” series

wolfskulljack

KRISTEN STEWART Rolling Stone Magazine (Feb 14, 2024)

Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.

discussing raccoon drama