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Herrie (de ekster)

@herrie-de-ekster

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HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE'VE A BEAST TO SLAY

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FOOLS !!! IT'S A TRAP !! THEY ARE FLANKING YOU, AND NOW YOU ARE SURROUNDED !!

OH, THE HUBRIS OF MAN !! TO BE SCUPPERED THUS BY HIS OWN OBSESSION !! AND WHO NOW IS LEFT TO INFORM THE WIDOWS WHAT FOLLY TOOK PLACE HERE?

[image description: the first image is an iceberg meme. the tip of the iceberg is labeled, "'dude this game fucks.'" the much larger underwater portion of the iceberg is labeled with a keysmash. the keysmash starts just below the waterline and covers the full bottom of the iceberg.

the second image is the iceberg meme but zoomed in and cropped to focus on where the word "whale" is (likely unintentionally) hidden in the keysmash. the word "whale" is circled in messily scrawled red.

the third image is an oil painting of a whale hunt. it features two boats in choppy waves as well as the top of a large white whale. the boat in the foreground is a small canoe. it has three men sitting down and one man standing at the front about to throw a spear. the boat in the background is a larger sailing ship.

the fourth image is the original iceberg meme. the originally circled "whale" is circled in red, and three other instances of the word "whale" have red rectangles around them.

end image description.]

Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. "I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me." Like okay good luck with that.

This is my first coding assignment for my software engineering class that started today. It’s going to be a really good semester.

UPDATE: I got my grade back and

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“100″

Since this post has gotten some attention, I feel like it’s worth mentioning that this was just the first half of the assignment.

The second half, which we weren’t made aware of until the day we were meant to turn this one in, was to trade USB drives with the person sitting next to us and MODIFY their “unreadable” code without getting any help from them.

This was to teach us two things:

1) In this field, you’ll spend more time working with code written by other people than you will writing original code from a blank slate. The people who wrote the original code will probably not be around to help you. Learning to read code is IMPORTANT, even if it seems unreadable.

2) There is a strong brotherhood/sisterhood among programmers and software engineers. Respect that bond when you’re writing code and documentation. In my professor’s words: “When you write code, pretend that the person who will have to maintain it after you’re gone is a homicidal maniac who knows where you live.”

This class and professor are incredible.

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let's draw a horse

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Legs are looking a little weak at the moment

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final moments left to take part in horse creation!

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Good job, everyone!

my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called house of leaves😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear the house is 1/4" bigger on the inside

my buddy, will navidson, pacing: our house is God

im a bad transsexual because when people try to imply im a freak of nature im like amen to that brother. not in a self hating way just in a i love being a thing way.