me and the bad bitch i pulled by being scared and nervous like a bunny
looks at you
looks at you
@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized
I really love the idea that Ned thinks he’s a gentle parent but like….by northern standards. He’ll be like ah I remember what this was like I can’t be as harsh as my father…..boy hostage fetch my sword I have decided you children will watch me perform a beheading instead of the traditional bloodeagle. I know know I’m getting soft in my old age (27)
One time at a feast he publicly tells Sansa and Arya that as young ladies if they’re ever stranded in the arctic (the front yard in february) it’s okay with him if they choose a swift death by blade instead of a slow one from a combination of the elements and a polar bear and Roose is like see this is what you get for voting in a fucking liberal. Maege pulls Ned aside and she’s like listen I know we’re both trying this new age parenting thing but if being mauled by bears is good enough for my girls it’s good enough for yours
she/her? blocked and unfollowed.
what the hell
*flirtatiously* bleeding out all by yourself, handsome?
Not for long
but how can I do this five minute task if I'm leaving in thirty minutes
Korrasami
Since when stock photos have compelling stories
These are carpeted stairs in a children’s museum. There are 6, and the only way you can see them is by looking to the left.
Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?
🚨 CONTAINMENT BREECH 🚨
not caring if people think you're stupid is a life hack. recognising that you are kind of stupid is an even bigger life hack. we build entire societies to take care of each other bc we're all kind of stupid. it's fine.











