Togo: If you hang around me, they might think you're my girl
Ryoba: Oh? :3c
Shichiro tries to flirt with Akari.
Fails miserably because she's a lesbian.
Akari becomes friends with him out of pity.
They actually hit it off as friends.
Akari becomes Shichiro's future kid's godparent and 'cool gay aunt'.
“You gave me Ron feelings/I’m becoming a Ron stan/I’m falling in love with Soft Speirs/Im falling in love with Ron”
Me:
Three ways to duck and hide :
- The Jump and Cover.
- The Just Duck
- Lt. Speirs
'I can fix him' he doesn't need to be fixed, i like him just the way he is.
Winters: Know why I called you in here?
Nixon: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Winters: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
Winters: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.
Nixon: Marry me.
Winters: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Nixon: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Winters: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Nixon: What- how?
Winters: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
Nixon: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Speirs: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Nixon for dinner.
Winters: What is wrong with you people?
Lipton: Shut up, chocolate.
Lipton: That's ridiculous, Speirs doesn't have a crush on me.
Nixon: Yes he does.
Winters: Yes he does
Speirs: Yes I do.
Lipton: Winters, we're hungry!
Speirs: Winters! What's for dinner?
Nixon: We're hungry, Winters!
Winters, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
Nixon: Guys, they're definitely prepared for us. They even have a training model of our brand new top-secret stealth helicopter.
Winters: No you idiot, that’s ours we crashed!
Nixon: Oh yeah. I guess that makes more sense.