We did it. We’re finally free.
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i can’t risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I can’t risk it
Fuck sorry guys I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
2.8 million notes
CANT RISK IT
Sorry guys
sorry 😩
IM NOT RISKING IT
I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY
I don’t even care, y’all, I love my mom
I hate these posts.
I have probably done this bazillion times but i cannot risk it.
Goddamn it
Can. Not. Risk.
i'm hungry.
nice to meet you hungry i’m denny’s
Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
my talents include
- blogging till 5am
- crying immediately when someone’s yelling at me
- neglecting my friends
- shitwriting a 10-page-essay one day before the deadline
- not moving for 6 hours
- having 15 different emotions at the same time
- fucking up every kind of human interaction
MY FAVORITE WRESTLING GIF
also as an added bonus

“bro”
“what bro”
“tell the whole world that we’re bros”
*whispers* “we’re bros”
“why’d you whisper bro?”
“because you’re my whole world bro”
“b r o”





