So can we just assume that every time Mark is trending it’s because he broke something?
Bridgerton characters as John Mulaney quotes
Simon
Daphne
Anthony
Eloise
Colin
Benedict
Marina
Penelope
[BuuuhLess… The...Wooohteuh]
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OH Big Water. Liquidey, and slippery as you… May. Be. Please! Do your.. Worst *tewhehkek-* Make. Me… better, as a-a person. You fortify me; make my walls taller, my crops greener, and my desserts.. sweeterrr. [and myyyy whawazthalasone-] FILL MY [oh…] car [desserts.] with…. [fillll…. my…] Not unleaded gas. But the.. big one. Premium. Because, I deserve it. [bigger one] Please,... give me…. The best birthday [*pained hiss*] that I could ask for. [give me myyy…] I want, another, cake… [another] please. And a… pie.. TOO! Carrot, Cake [p-pie] is… under..appreciated. And I think, that it should, be celebrated more… [ibruh...*pained hiss*] on birthdays and holidays and alike [*maniacal breathing*] Haaayglloo (?) water [Aaaaand NOW I…] *giggles* He-Hihope you’re havinga good day [hope… your…] because I sure will be, once you make me a better person [I sure… Will… beeee…..] Thanks. A lot… for the postcard that you sent me. [eeEeEE] Imonnaa drink you. Do you do that with holy water?... [PSsH] I am not actually- YOU BAPTIZE- imma put my face in-yer-your… Water. [Put maaaah face.] and it will make me… a better [eeeiinnnyooourr. waaa]….. for it. [and it will make me a Better for it?] . . . . . Memento Mori. [memeeeenTOmori] Unus Annus. [ooonis aaannnnis *deep sigh*] And thas-that’s the deal on that one.
Now. What have we learned today? That... shaved ice is a... wonderful treat that can be shared among family, friends, uuuhhh sssignificant others, partners uuummmm..... *breathes in* ya know... Dogs, Cats, Birds. Anything that- Anything with- Anything- Anything with an orifice; willing to CONSUME. And it's something that is... flavorful. Whether it be budde- er- good or bad. Flavorful. exceptforoliveoil. And it's something that will... help you, in a time, when, the heat, and the sun's hot hot rays *quick intake* are beating down on you. Now, if you're outside... don't just rely on shaved ice to cool you down because while it may cool down your internal temperature, it will not cool down the outside of your skin which is why it's very important to... remain to wear sunscreen outside. Now, if you, are... If you- If you eat enough shaved ice, you may turn- in- You. May. You may actually- if you... turn into shaved ice... you might- the.. side effects could be BIG, and you would turn into an ice machine bear *pat*, and he'll look around and anxiety will plague your life. He's never- *ouf* he's never able to not look around... E-EVER. He's always on the- waiting to be hunted DOWN... now, this is the concern of- aof shaved ice... too many times i- in aaa- in a day. The downfall, could be- could be- could be... DREADFUL. Okay? So just remember that- and- that maybe... it will be fine. And you, can.. hhyeed this warning. 'cause it should be hhheaaaded. Okay? So thank you, and in the shaved ice... it will be fine a- auooghin small quantities, not big, quantities..... Is this done yet?
Saw your post abt alex/Simon and everyone thinking it was abt Harry Potter lol. When you ship snowbaz but not drarry and everyone is super confused,,,,I can relate ://
Thank you!!! Like I get how they’re similar on the surface but when you look deeper into their characterization and their dynamics they’re actually very different.
Yeah exactly! (I have nothing against people who ship drarry btw you do you I’m just not that into it) in my mind snowbaz is what drarry could’ve been but it never reached That Level ™️
I completely agree. Yes. I think that was Rainbow Rowell’s intention tbh😂
Saw your post abt alex/Simon and everyone thinking it was abt Harry Potter lol. When you ship snowbaz but not drarry and everyone is super confused,,,,I can relate ://
Thank you!!! Like I get how they’re similar on the surface but when you look deeper into their characterization and their dynamics they’re actually very different.
Tumblr artists!!!
Please I need something!!!
I NEED A COMIC OF ALEX AND HENRY DOING TIK TOK TRENDS
please 🥺👉👈
Who am I talking about?
- A bisexual disaster boy who has the entire weight of the world on his shoulders and curly hair
- Has a best female friend who’s like a sister and knows him better than he knows himself
- Another best female friend who he dated at some point but who he still has respect and love for
- Is in love with a mysterious and brooding rich boy who has had a huge and frustrating crush on him for forever. Even though he thinks he’s his enemy.
- Had something absolutely traumatizing happen to him only to make him closer to his boyfriend.
- “What? No I’m Straight™️”
- “No I’ve hated him forever...that’s why I keep thinking about him...because of how much I HATE him.”
- “There’s something wrong with him. He’s a huge asshole with beautiful eyes and a sharp jaw and luscious hair.”
Alex Claremont-Diaz or Simon Snow?
I’m sorry to burst everyone’s bubble but for the first time this post actually isn’t about Harry Potter lol. I see where y’all are coming from but no😂
Who am I talking about?
- A bisexual disaster boy who has the entire weight of the world on his shoulders and curly hair
- Has a best female friend who’s like a sister and knows him better than he knows himself
- Another best female friend who he dated at some point but who he still has respect and love for
- Is in love with a mysterious and brooding rich boy who has had a huge and frustrating crush on him for forever. Even though he thinks he’s his enemy.
- Had something absolutely traumatizing happen to him only to make him closer to his boyfriend.
- “What? No I’m Straight™️”
- “No I’ve hated him forever...that’s why I keep thinking about him...because of how much I HATE him.”
- “There’s something wrong with him. He’s a huge asshole with beautiful eyes and a sharp jaw and luscious hair.”
Alex Claremont-Diaz or Simon Snow?
everything about this is very, very bad
My favorite pairs of dumb silly bois
Legolas, Tauriel, and the orcs in the Hobbit movies
white people are so fucking annoying saying things like “if you pick biden as the nominee we might as well have another tr*mp” like PLEASE shut up and LISTEN TO THE ACTUAL PEOPLE who are being targeted by him who are BEGGING you to vote for tr*mps opposition no matter who they are!!! a fucking ROCK would be a better choice and I would elect it in a heartbeat. it’s SO easy to sit there with your white parents making 6 figures and your life wouldn’t change either way regardless of who wins to be like “oh, I’m voting bernie regardless of if he’s the nominee” because that choice won’t affect your lifestyle. like just shut the fuck up and listen to marginalized and targeted people for ONCE in your life, PLEASE
That’s what I’m tryin to say
Dems: we will vote for whoever is the candidate.
Bernie or bust people: no we won’t 😤
Dems: but...we have an orange...as a president...anyone is better
BoB people: NoO! ThEY DidnT EaRn mY Vote!
Dems:
The only kind of redemption arch I will accept is one that resembles Zuko’s from avatar the last airbender and that’s on
Taking the time and effort to look within yourself and finding out that what you think you want actually isn’t what you wanted all along and trying to prove over and over again to people that you’ve changed and that you’re willing to become a better person. (Not just sacrificing yourself because you suddenly had a change of heart)
Period