Bellatrix: *Kneels on one knee*
Hermione: "Oh my god. It's finally happening!"
Bellatrix: *Falls to the ground*
Hermione: "The poison is finally kicking in. >:)"
Hermione: "No way. I'll marry you when pigs fly."
Bellatrix: *Throws bacon*
Bellatrix: "Now shut up and put this on your finger."
Ginny: "Do you keep a swear jar?"
Hermione: "Ginny, my wives are literally the richest people in the wizarding world."
Hermione: "They can swear everytime they want and the money stays in the vault."
Hermione: "Careful guys. There could be booby-traps here."
Ron: "Hehe, she said 'trap'."
Harry: -_-
Ginny: "I'm going to sleep. Goodnight Hermione."
Hermione: "Goodbye Ginny."
Ginny:
Ginny: "You know what? I'm just gonna stay up."
*Fleur carrying Hermione*
Hermione: "I'm not too heavy right?"
Fleur: "Remember when I banged you against the wall?"
Fleur: "You were surprisingly light."
Hermione:
Hermione: "Hey Malfoy, I f*cked your mom and aunts last night."
Draco: "Haha very funny, Granger. Is this one of those 'April Fools' thing?"
Hermione:
Draco:
Draco: "Granger, please answer me."
Ginny: *Throws Hermione's book at the window*
Hermione: *Jumps out to get catch it*
Ginny: "What the f*ck?!
Fleur: "Did you know that 'Ermione has a mole on her back?"
Hermione: "I do?"
Ginny: "How do you know that?"
Fleur: "I saw it last night when I was taking her from..."
Ginny:
Hermione:
Fleur:
Ginny: "Please, do tell."
Bellatrix: "Ah shit, I forgot."
Hermione: "Forgot what?"
Bellatrix: "How do you expect me to answer that?"
Hermione: "Can someone help me get Ron off the roof?"
Harry: "I'll get him."
*2 minutes later*
Hermione: "Can someone help me get Ron and Harry off the roof?"
Bellatrix: "I'm getting one of those headaches with pictures!"
Harry: "What?"
Hermione: "She getting an idea."
Hermione: "I'm sorry, Fleur..."
Fleur: "Hmph. You better b-"
Hermione: *Glaring at Fleur* "But did you just talk back to me?"
Fleur:
Fleur: "No my love. I would never."
Hermione: "Thanks for the help, Ginny."
Hermione: "You're my favorite ginger by the way."
Ginny: *Looks at Ron and smirks"
Ginny: "Heh."
Hermione: "Next to Crookshanks of course."
Ron: *Looks at Ginny and smirks*
Ron: "Heh."
Bellatrix: "Erasers die because of our mistakes."
Hermione:
Bellatrix: "Someone just went to bed for the last time and they had no idea."
Hermione:
Bellatrix: "You probably saw a stranger on the last day of their lives."
Hermione:
Hermione: "I literally just came down here for a glass of water."
Ginny: "Hey guys, what are the three stages of life?"
Harry: "Birth."
Hermione: "What the f*ck is this?"
Ron: "And death."
Bellatrix: "Damn Pet, you're getting fat."
Hermione who is 7 months pregnant:
Hermione: "I'm gonna name this baby after your sisters or cousins."
Bellatrix: "Please don't, I'm sorry-"
Andromeda: "Hey, did it hurt?"
Hermione: "What?"
Andromeda: "Did it hurt?"
Hermione: "Did what hurt?"
Andromeda: "When you fell from heaven?"
Hermione: "Did you just call me Satan?"
Hermione: "I have my faith in you."
Ginny: "Why?"
Hermione: "Because my second option were Harry and Ron."