when you spawn next to the stairs
If you have no other option, you will succeed.
"I'll figure it out" is a powerful statement. Yes, you may not know what to do next or where to even begin... but you are ready and willing to do what it takes. You will in fact figure it out.
I won't pretend I like all pokemon gens equally but the concept of gen 1ers always confused me. Like bro. You're really gonna stick with gen 1 pokemon exclusively? They don't even have Scizor yet
in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay
messaging neolibs: 🙄 more jobless behavior from the supreme court 😒 justice roberts the ultimate pick me 🙋🏼♀️ like girl you’re embarrassing the donors at this point 💸😬 we gotta bully kittygirl joe into getting some more SEATS up on that podium 👩🏻⚖️👩🏼⚖️👩🏽⚖️👩🏾⚖️👩🏿⚖️ our divas are DOWN !!
messaging marxists: the imperial project known as the united states continues to grind itself to dust in pursuit of capital
every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item
being aware that your behavior is shaped by childhood experiences is so cringe every time i notice it im like ooo look at her can't even get over what someone told him when she was 7. grow up
does this mean anything to you
itmeans everything to me
ok so being a parent IS really hard but not the way you think. well its probably hard the way you think but its ALSO really hard because my toddler pronounces peanut butter like "peepee yaya". and see, because he learns from me, i can't say "peepee yaya", no matter how much i want to, because i have to teach him that it is actually pronounced "peanut butter". and dont even get me started on how he pronounces "shaun the sheep" (shit the shit)
im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!
an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.
“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids
he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain
pokemon single moms will raise their child in a quaint neighborhood of three houses and one of the nations leading laboratories
How it feels growing with Pokemon as a kid.
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this shit was more tantalizing than any studio ghibly foods
it’s the way spongegar and patar were so fucking hungry for it, drooling everywhere just going fucking nuts for these things
"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted