@hermiethefrog / hermiethefrog.tumblr.com
Posts that Tumblr will blaze:
• Blatant NSFW that breaks community guidelines
• Christian proselytizing
• Vent posts
Posts that Tumblr won't blaze:
• Spoilers for a shitty game that lines a transphobe's pockets
🔥All Organic Blaze It Is Then🔥
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If you can't get store bought, homegrown is fine. 🌠
2023 versus 2008.
I stored all my old art and writing on deviantart rather than deleting them and I’m glad for that. There’s so much cringe and things that did not age well, but there’s also a lot of creativity and sincerity that I wish I could get back.
I want this year to be making new discoveries, but also sorting through the past, taking out the trash, saving the rare treasures, and rebuilding for the better.
I also updated/finished my fanfiction from that time lmao. It was a next generation fanfiction so it had all of the tropes.
If you remember me from that time... I’m so sorry. But also thank you. I could tell I had a lot of friends and support and that will never be cringe.
I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL
We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.
what is this . actual baby tantrum shit
- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably
I was offered a role in Goncharov, but I am too busy on Tumblr to do it.
the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card
are y’all fucking serious right now?? a trailer AND fanfics?? forum threads and meta analysis?? and wtf is up with ebay like WHAT are you selling my dude?? the idea? the joke??
It’s performance art. We are proving that we can, in fact, change the world.
Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."
I can feel The dryness of those markers in my bones
Fun fact those dry markers were supposed to have water put into them to make them work. You take off the bottom thing and pour water in and bam, instant marker success. Only learned about this four years after I’d lost my set 🙃
Hey. Reblog to save some poor kid lots of grief.
Fucking what?!
Every ‘90s child on Tumblr raises their head in outrage.
