i would like to point out that i made all of this stuff up, none of it was real, except for the part where newton was annoying
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this blog is called hermanngottliebsuggestion because alt.sex.fetish.startrek was already taken
no thank you, i'm confident that people are going to find this one
this blog is called hermanngottliebsuggestion because alt.sex.fetish.startrek was already taken
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I am covered in hickies how am I supposed to be a respected scientist looking like this!?!
here's the thing. The vibes? Immaculate. But I cannot forgive the fact you've dedicated your life to physics.
awwww, are we too good to increase the entropy in our isolated system? are we too rich and busy to exert sufficient force that there is motion or displacement in the direction of the force? is traveling at least seven miles per second in order to escape earth's gravitational pull too icky for you?
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Happy Pi Day!
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you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing
silenced by the deep state
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mfw they use uranium to boil water to make electricity to send to my stove so i can boil water
just give me the uranium so i can boil the water directly at home. duh
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the fun part with me is that nobody can even tell what the bit is anymore
good thing this isn't a gimmick account, because that sounds e x h a u s t i n g
Anonymous asked:
You have good vibes. I would trust you with a pot plant.
what in g-d's name do the untrustworthy people do to these ill-fated plants when no one is looking
Anonymous asked:
I want your vibe, but I dislike maths.
Any advice?
i have good news: being grumpy, wearing ill-fitting clothes, and finding newton geiszler annoying are accessible to everyone regardless of age, gender, race, nationality, class, orientation, or ability
helps to be gay though tbh
newton under NO circumstances should you "bust" a "rhyme"
Anonymous asked:
Hey, just wanted to ask you, dr. Gottlieb, why are you on Tumblr anyway?
i’m gay, i love robots, and i hate my dad. tumblr was always my destiny
all these years later and i'm still getting extremely normal asks
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funnytwittertweets
thought newton and i had an agreement about posting certain things to reddit but apparently not
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What brand of smart phone would Hermann Gottlien use?
he wouldn't. he would use the oldest shittiest brick of a nokia known to mankind bc he's smart enough to understand data mining and paranoid enough to be right about important things.
You are 100% right. Hermann knows enough about tech to keep a gun by the printer in case it makes a noise he doesn't recognise.
my beloved