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Meme me up scotty

@hermanncrab / hermanncrab.tumblr.com

I am just a humble Rowan tree and full time goblin boy. Rowan/Row/R. 27. She/her (cis). Bi-Ace. About me: #trash.jpg. Animals: #!!. I tag triggers just drop me an ask! Unedited Avatar: catcrumb. Thanks for stopping by.
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Stone cooking supports used to grill skewers of meat by Minoans on Santorini, circa 3600 years old. The line of holes in the base supplied coals with oxygen. Many consider modern "souvlaki" street kebabs a direct descendant of this portable food system. Museum of Prehistoric Thera, Greece. More: https://thetravelbible.com/museum-of-artifacts/

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simon-roy

i fucking love this so much

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cryptotheism

Peace and love on planet earth

They have lil cow heads

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palmer

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

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superweener

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

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amygdalae

Fallout 3 was well a flawed game but the tunnel snakes are such an essential part of the fallout world to me. Whenever i play enother fallout I'm like where's the tunnel snakes

something very fun and cunty going on in the concept art

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I'm on a children's theater interactive experience and we have an otter who loses his special rock he likes to fidget with and all the kids are devastated by this so every weekend I get to see this happen essentially

for everyone asking yes he gets his special rock back, the kids help him find it :)

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This guy is my new hero. I LOVE learning about native food plants that just grow everywhere without human help.

The database is a little clunky to use (especially on a phone), but still loads of excellent information.

Here’s their website - Food Plant Solutions - and they can use volunteers! And $ of course. What they really need help with is connecting with NGOs/groups on the ground already working in countries, to get them access to the database. They also need help from formally trained agronomists, people good with website stuff, and people good at marketing / getting the word out about their project.

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reblogged

If i was a gay male whenever my girl friends come down the stairs in a gown id say oh my goddess in the softest voice you can imagine and itll light up their day and make all of us squee but im a woman whos attracted to women so ill just build them a chair or whatever im supposed to do. #BUTCHES WHO SQUEE

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sexhaver
Anonymous asked:

literally what is wrong with that north dakota bathroom pic? I have been looking at it for 5 mins and I feel like im going insane. looks like an absolutely normal bathroom

you are a replicant if that looks normal to you. carpeted floor, weirdly placed toilet paper dispenser that makes you turn all the way around to wipe, cabinets inside the shower, carpeted floor, towel hanging inside the shower, lace curtains and blinds inside the shower, CARPETED FLOORS, NO FUCKING SHOWER CURTAIN, FOX ONLY, FINAL DESTINATION

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lichrelly

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

  • sexual activity
  • how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

  • stealing my food 
  • stealing my lemons
  • my cat likes you more than me

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

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2boldlyqueer

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.