Supes Natch

she definitely spills the tea

But a giraffe though? Is nothing sacred?!

Giraffes do nothing to anyone. What is the deal with whites insisting on killing all things African? Why don’t you hear about them going hunting for any other continent’s wildlife and murdering docile creatures for fun?

And to make matters worse…

imagine being that evil

like a couple of months ago i accidentally made a Gay Joke and outed myself to a coworker and she went “you’re—-you’re girls!?” and i agreed “i’m girls!” and i still havent forgotten it

i think we can all agree that katara would be the strict parent and zuko would be the softy parent

#justcanadathings

santa’s canonical postal code (that’s zip code for you south of our border) is H0H 0H0

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

this vine is called “kicked too much” and i think it is my favorite vine of all time

Why did they even bother arrested a dude wearing those white uncle sandals tho

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

Bubble birds from here 

This legit freaked me out for at least 10 seconds.

the realness

kids are so amazing

apparently one day in my moms classroom when she was explaining Martin Luther King day by saying that kindergarteners can be friends even if they have different colored skin. and one kid says ‘that’s just like me and my friend cole’ and so cole starts looking at his skin and then at his friends skin in complete awe back and forth for a while. he didn’t even realize that they were different colors until that moment. it literally meant nothing to him and that’s beautiful

i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey

How? It’s not like you’ve experienced one either.

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving dark purple spots along the way.”

either they’re tossing away the meaning of “nibbled” for the advancement of smut or they have a solid misunderstanding of hickeys. it takes like four or five straight seconds of hard suction to make a spot “dark purple”.

okay so two options here:

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving faint pink spots along the way.”

OR (and this one is better imo)

“[character A] sucked on the skin of [character B]’s collarbone harder than a vacuum on high power, leaving behind appropriately dark purple hickeys”

“[Character A] puckered their lips and absolutely Hoover™’d the life out of [Character B]’s entire neck. ‘You DirtDevil™’ [Character B] said with a breathy sigh.”

whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is telling me, “buddy, five thousand years ago everyone would have bolted up stairs on all fours. it’s okay, it’s natural.”

no shade or anything, but not everything is as it seems

what kind of wizards of waverly place plagiarism?

#relatable

The shadow on his shirt makes it look like the guy in the back is badly photoshopped into the picture.