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BakuDeku Trash™️

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Izuku: You hang up first.
Bakugou: No, you.
Izuku: Okay, Kacchan! [ hangs up ]
Bakugou: [ calls back ] wHAT THE FUCK? We were supposed to go back and forth for a while you idiot!
Kaminari: Bakugou has a crush on you.
Izuku: What?
Kaminari: Don't tell him I told you.
Izuku: I don't -
Kaminari: He's been pining for years -
Bakugou: SHUT THE FUCK UP PIKACHU - hi Deku - I WILL END YOU
Bakugou: Midoriya Izuku is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. He's my worst nightmare. His existence was created to oppress me, specifically.
Kaminari: Dude, you just doodled "Mr. Katsuki Bakugou-Midoriya" all over the back of your notebook.
Bakugou: Irrelevant.
Bakugou: Okay, yeah, I LOVE Deku! I have loving feelings for Deku. But does that mean I am IN love with him? No -
Bakugou: Oh my god. I’m in love with Deku.
Bakugou, to Kirishima: Why didn’t you fucking tell me??
Kirishima: I thought you knew!!
Aizawa: Are any of you straight?
Uraraka:
Tsuyu:
Kaminari:
Kirishima:
Todoroki:
Izuku: [ raises hand slowly ]
Bakugou: [ grabs Izuku's hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down ]
Izuku: Kacchan, I have an opinion.
Bakugou: OK. What’s the opinion?
Izuku: The opinion is - and it’s a correct opinion, so don’t even try arguing with me - that you’re beautiful.
Bakugou, voice cracking: O h

Game idea: You play as a humble peasant who must fight off waves of adventurers who feel entitled to just waltz into your house and loot whatever they please.

LET GO OF MY CHEESE WHEEL YOU JERKFACE

Humble Peasant kills adventurers that enter their home

Humble Peasant keeps their weapons, magic items, and hold

Humble Peasant realizes that stronger and stronger adventurers are coming to claim their growing pile of loot

Humble Peasant builds traps and fortifications to keep them out

Humble Peasant procures exotic pets to help defend their home

Humble Peasant continues to amass more and more loot and attract stronger and stronger adventurers

Humble Peasant has to keep building up and fortifying their home, traps, and pets to keep the adventurers out

Humble Peasant suddenly realizes that they have accidentally built a dungeon. It’s a fucking dungeon now. It’s fortified and full of traps, monsters, and treasure, and the Humble Peasant is the boss.

Humble Peasant realizes that adventurers will never leave them alone now.

Humble Peasant hates adventurers.

Humble Peasant accidentally becomes major villain.

I’d play it

Bakugou: Deku, don’t come any closer!
Izuku: What? Why?
Bakugou: If you come any closer we’ll have to k – ki–
Izuku: … ?
Bakugou: KISS! WE HAVE TO KISS IF YOU’RE UNDER THE MISTLETOE TOO!
Izuku: Oh.
Bakugou: Yes, so – Why the hell are you running here?!

Im getting that kiss

I saw the the headcanon that says that bakugo sings really well and I'd advise you to listen to The Front Bottoms. Like I genuinely cant listen to them without imagining Bakugo singing. Try out the song Awkward Conversations. Their singer is just perfect for Bakugo.

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DUDE! You’re so right! This song has so many bakugou vibes it’s crazy.

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Anonymous asked:

Hello! Could I ask you to recommend me some fanfics? (If not, ignore). Basically I'm looking for some top!Deku bottom!Kacchan ones if you know any... Have a good day/night! :)

A Trip Up No-Memory Lane by acernor(E, 30k+ words, Completed)

Summary:Midoriya loses his memory to a villain’s quirk in senior year and re-meets his classmates for the first time. With 20x the confidence, he takes absolutely 0% of Bakugo’s shit, and pushes back when Bakugo tries to push him around.

Bakugo likes it.

Summary:It is hard to describe what Izuku is doing to him, the extent of which he’s being — it suddenly occurs to Katsuki when he belatedly realises his nose is buried into his crotch — he’s being used. Him! Bakugou Katsuki, on the track to becoming the best hero in Japan, is being used. He pulls off to catch his breath, tears brimming in his eyes, his throat hoarse —

lust-drunk by theboykingofhell(E, 7k+ words, Completed)

Summary:Midoriya flinched. Being the only sane and sober one in the room, he had to think about the ramifications of this, everything that it implied, everything that it meant for their relationship from that point on. This was not a Kacchan that was thinking straight. This was a Kacchan under the influence who had been tricked into an unfortunate situation, and Midoriya was just the unfortunate sap he was stuck with. Why, partaking in this scandal would be playing right into the villain’s hands! It would be taking advantage! It would be–

“Fuck,” Bakugou moaned, his head falling back, his neck exposing itself, his lashes starting to flutter as he gasped out with an insistent jut of his hips. “Deku–”

“Oh.”

It was… everything he’s ever wanted and more.

~~~

The one where Bakugou tries not to lose his mind to lust, and Midoriya is the useless gay who does nothing to help that matter at all.

Lust and Love by Sonday(E, 11k+ words, Completed)

Summary:“Okay,” Izuku breathed, trying to think as he looked down at Katsuki. “Okay, Blue Balls’ quirk is a lust quirk-”

“No shit! Tell me something that isn’t obvious!”

“Shut up, then!” Izuku snapped, then jolted when Katsuki shifted his legs wider and dragged his thigh up his hip. Izuku’s eyebrows lifted in disbelief. “W-wow, okay…I never would have expected this…”

Blinding Brilliance by SecretKiwi(E, 8k+ words, Completed)

Summary:The fact that Katsuki could even think Izuku looked down on him was mind-blowing. Baffling. He’s only ever looked to Katsuki with stars in his eyes; with a wide-eyed fascination that could only be rivaled by All Might himself.

“Y-you thought of me that way…?” Izuku’s voice is soft, unsure, and honestly? Hurt. He couldn’t see how his constant commendation and devotion could ever be seen as something negative.

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Deku and Kacchan work out their feelings towards each other, and Izuku proves to him that his admiration was always sincere.

Summary:None of it matters, none of it, except for the softly-murmured “Kacchan,” against Bakugou’s jaw and the way that that stupid nickname, spoken like that, Izuku’s voice rough with sleep, raises goosebumps all along Bakugou’s skin.

Summary:“Kacchan.” He started, staring up at the ceiling. “Let’s have sex.”–in which deku gets a little more than he bargained for

Birthday Surprises by DMMegsie(E, 8k+ words, Completed)

Summary:It has been two months.

School and the end of a term has really kept both Izuku and Katsuki apart with the exception for brief moments here and there in private.With their budding relationship a secret, and Izuku’s birthday on the horizon, it is only natural they’d want to take things further.

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