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Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

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Written as creative protest. No social platforms were harmed in the writing of this PWP.

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— The Dwarf in a 10 person game, upon everyone reaching Level 20

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SLPT: Is your life feeling meaningless, an you struggle to find happiness? Shove a buttplug up your ass.

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

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If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

most of the people reblogging this are bi. mono allies, you gonna get on that or?

How to give amazing blow jobs by Blakley Jules

21 tips and tricks to make ur guy crave you, you’re welcome ;)

1. kiss his neck then continue all the way down his body (stomach) till you reach the dick

2. when you get to the penis, take your tongue out and lick from the top (tip) all the way down to the bottom (by the balls), then back up, then put it in your mouth

3. put one hand around the part of his dick that doesn’t comfortably fit in your mouth and use that to help support the bj

4. make sure your tongue is working hard core. remember, the tongue is a muscle so use that mofo

5. don’t get confused by the name “blow” job. you should be sucking. not too hard, not too softly.

6. take your tongue and move it up and press it directly on the tip of the head(very top). Yeah sounds nasty but they’ll die of happiness

7. or take your tongue and circle it around the head, they love that too

8. side note here’s a tip to make it easier to deep throat: hold down your left thumb all the way into your palm, it somehow helps to stop your gag reflex

9. if you place your pointer finger and thumb (use the hand you’re using to help the bj) around your lips like you’re outlining your lips, itll feel like you’re going deeper than you actually are.

10. when you’re ready for your jaw to take a break try this: take both hands and put them stacked around his penis, then gently, key word GENTLY, twist in opposite directions. 

11. this sounds weird, but pretend you’re loving it as much as he is. this will make him more turned on, moan while his thingy is in your mouth, the vibrations of the moans will add some good feelings too

12. body temps rise during hookups, so suck a piece of ice before giving him a bj, or even take a cold sip of water in the middle of the process. hell thank you later

13. gross but awesome for guys: gently massage their balls, but be VERY FUCKING CAREFUL because they are sensitive beyong beleif

14. make sure it’s wet, lots of saliva or lube, whatever you prefer

15. occasionally go super deep, as deep as you can go, then go back into the normal flow of how you were blowing him before

16. big fyi: alcohol causes your throat to tighten making it harder to deep throat or even give a bj at all

17. majority of guys like pain while being stimulated so if he’s down for that, dig your nails into his chest or back, or nibble the bottom of his tummy. but test out the waters slowly and make sure hes cool with it

18. don’t hide away under covers, he prolly wants to watch the action ;)

19. when he starts to “finish” go slowly again

20. try this to drive them fucking insane: when you feel them about to finish, stop blowing him and slightly squeeze his dick at the bottom with your hand, then wait a second, then continue. 

21. and lastly, try some cool positions: both laying on sides, can also 69 like this or have him on his knees kinda on top of you so he can help move up and down to how he likes it

hope these tips helped at least a little, remember to reblog and give me creds :)

posted by ivegotsomebadintentionss 

for those few Virtual Kiss Lucky Winners!!

Having Fun With Mommy

“Mo-Mommy! I’m feeling so good!” Ruby squealed as she bounced up and down on the thick thing the funny lady had in her lap. She had never seen one of them before, and wasn’t certain what they were called, exactly. But she didn’t care. Ruby may not be that old, but she could recognize fun when she saw it. And having this thing filling her up was very fun. Part of Ruby wondered why Mommy and Yang and everybody hadn’t told her about this kind of fun before. It made her feel so good, all warm and tingly inside. And then, sometimes, it made Ruby feel really good. Ruby didn’t know how to describe how good it made her feel, but it was better than cake and a warm bath and getting hugged all put together! It felt so good Ruby would have to stop for a while, because she was all out of breath for some reason. And whenever that happened, the nice (but kind-of scary looking lady) would go over to play with Mommy! Ruby was glad her new, older friend was willing to play with them so much. Ruby loved Mommy more than anybody else in the world, and anyone who would spend time with both of them, and make them both feel so good, was obviously a good person. “Please, not Ruby,” Mommy said, looking up at the woman whose lap Ruby was sitting on. “I’ll do anything, just don’t touch Ruby anymore.” Ruby pouted. That was kind of selfish of Mommy, trying to keep this fun all to herself. When Ruby had candy, did she try to keep it all to herself? Only if she caught hiding it! “Stop fucking little Ruby?” The white woman asked, sounding amused. “Slut, I’m going to keep on using you both until you’re utter slaves to my cock. And I know you’re already halfway there.” Ruby wondered what slut meant. Was it a nickname for Mommy, off of Summer? After all, Yang sometimes called Ruby Rubbles, so was Slut what Mommy’s friends called her? Ruby decided to ask her mom about that later. “Mom! Mom, look at me! It feels so good! Doesn’t it feel good for you too?” Ruby asked, smiling widely as the woman brought her up and down the hot stiff thing in her lap. “Well?” The white and black woman asked, sounding really amused That made Ruby smile. She had made someone happy! “Answer your daughter, Summer Rose. How does getting fucked by me in front of your child make you feel?” Ruby looked at her mom, hoping that Mommy would be looking at her too. Ruby liked being the center of attention, at least among people she liked. And she loved Mommy, and this woman was pretty cool too. Mommy had gotten dirty, just like Ruby. There was all that weird white stuff all over her. The lady had told Ruby it was like frosting, and that she could eat as much of it as she wanted too. Ruby had tried scooping some off of Mom’s face, but she hadn’t been hungry enough to do more than nibble. Ruby thought Mommy looked really pretty. She loved her mother, of course, no matter what she was wearing. But the white stuff all over her body (Her naked body, which made Ruby giggle nervously) made her look really interesting. There wasn’t any of that white stuff on Ruby’s body. Whenever the woman decided to make some more, she made sure to spill it all over Mommy. Ruby didn’t know why, since she didn’t have any clothes to mess up. But she hadn’t gotten around to asking yet. Just like the question about why Mommy looked kind of angry when she wasn’t playing with the woman, or why they couldn’t bring Yang along. Ruby loved the games she and Mommy were playing with their new friend.

A New Type of Grimm

Yang knew the life of a Huntress could be full of danger. Knew it, accepted it, even loved it. The way the blood would pound through her chest in a life and death fight, it was just as good, if way different, from sex. But this was the kind of hazard Yang didn’t like one bit. Not at all, and the rest of her team fully shared her opinion on it. It had all started on their last mission. Team RWBY had gone deep into the wilds, looking for a crashed air carrier. They hadn’t found it, but they had found a new type of Grimm. Or rather, a new type of Grimm had found them. They had been attacked while they were sleeping, with only Weiss on watch. Before anybody could react, the Grimm were all over them. Yang hadn’t even understood what was happening, not until she looked down at her waist. And saw the black and white belt looping around her waist and underneath her body, with two red eyes staring up at her. The Grimm had attacked her, and Ruby, Blake and Weiss. And then they had just wrapped themselves around Team RWBY’s crotches, and became immovable. Nothing Yang could do could get rid of them. They were too strong to pry off. Well, they had all thought that was weird, and would be humiliating when they had to go in to the infirmary for some help getting the Grimm off of their hips. But Yang hadn’t thought it would be any worse than some weird Grimm variant that didn’t even bite them or anything. And then she learned she was wrong. The heat in her lower gut had hit when the team was on the outskirts of Vale. They had all felt it at pretty much the same time, even if none of them admitted it to each other. Yang could instantly tell what it was. Arousal. She was getting seriously horny all of a sudden, for no real reason. No reason, until she felt the Grimm wrapped around her shift. Then she realized what was happening. The Grimm was injecting her with aphrodisiacs. And they were pretty potent ones, too. Yang could already feel her nipples stiffening underneath her clothes, and her pussy was getting wet. A dull red blush appeared on Yang’s cheeks as she tried to think of a way around this. She couldn’t get the Grimm off, obviously. And she couldn’t mention how horny she was feeling in front of Ruby, even if her sister was starting to sport red cheeks. “Are you girls feeling a bit hot?” Weiss said, tugging at her jacket. Yang couldn’t help but notice how she was starting to walk a bit oddly. “No!” Ruby said, far too quickly, shrilly and loudly to be believable. “I’m feeling, uh, fine. Just fine.” Then she stopped in the middle of the road, trembling. Her hands reached down to her waist, before grabbing onto her belt. Weiss had slipped off her jacket and slung it over her shoulder, now wearing only her white and blue dress. Blake was steadily looking at something far off in the distance, though Yang could see her second set of ears standing straight up on her head. And Yang had her own problems to deal with. She was feeling more turned on than she ever had before, and with less ability to do anything about it. It was like a bonfire, roaring in her crotch. She could feel her nipples stiffening, poking out against her tube top, and Yang desperately wanted to touch her breasts, always so sensitive. But not in front of Ruby. Or the rest of her team, she supposed. “I’m, I’m going to go, uh, behind this shed,” Blake said, stalking away before anybody could reply, legs straight. Even before she rounded the corner, Yang could see her tugging at her pants. Then her attention was distracted by Ruby. Yang’s little sister had stumbled forward, and wrapped her arms around Yang. Ruby looked up at her pleadingly, tears forming in the corner of her eyes. “Yang, please, can you- oh!” Ruby stopped and shuddered for a few seconds. “Can you help me? I’m feeling funny down there” Ruby looked so sweet and vulnerable, Yang had to swallow hard. Her little sister looking like this was pushing some buttons that shouldn’t be pushed. “I don’t think I can,” Yang said hoarsely, barely stopping herself from grabbing Ruby. “I, I tried last night, remember?” “Please, Yang!” Ruby wailed. “Can’t you try again? I feel so, so-oh!” Ruby had pushed her hips forward, grinding her crotch against Yang’s bare leg. Yang could feel her sister’s heat, and the hardness of the Grimm blocking access. And now, as her own lust grew and grew, Yang couldn’t help herself. “Let’s get you out of these clothes,” Yang muttered hungrily, pulling at Ruby’s cloak. “Maybe I can find something to help.” Yang didn’t care that Ruby was her sister. Or that they were stripping in the middle of the street. All that mattered was finding a way to help relieve the burning need inside of her, a need sharper than anything Yang had ever felt before. Yang really, really hoped that the aphrodisiac was the only attack this Grimm had.

A New Type of Grimm 2

“Hot, so hot,” Yang muttered deliriously. “Gotta to cool off.” It felt like she was burning up, with the Grimm around her waist pumping liquid lust into her veins. She had never been so horny, and had never had such a low chance of getting relief. There was nothing she could do to get at her aching, soaking wet pussy. She couldn’t pry the Grimm off, she couldn’t hump something to get enough pressure, she couldn’t do anything. Nothing beyond suffer the effects of the aphrodisiac pouring through her body. Well, maybe there was one thing she could do. Sweat was pouring off of Yang, and she felt like she was under the noon desert sun. Maybe she could at least lose some clothing and get the cool breeze blowing over her skin. Yang tugged at her jacket and tube top, barely aware that it was harder than normal to get her orange shirt off. She didn’t stop to think about the fact that she was exposing her tits to anybody who could see her. All she thought about, wanted, needed, was relief. And if it couldn’t be the relief of orgasm, at least it could be the relief of not having to wear heavy, clinging clothing. Then Yang looked down and saw why her clothing was clinging so tightly. Her boobs were growing. Not quickly, but still fast enough to be seen by the naked eye. Even in her fevered state of lust, Yang knew how this was happening. The Grimm chastity belt. It was doing more than making her feel horny, just as she had feared. “Oh! Oohhh!” Yang moaned as she grabbed her breasts. They had already grown a cup size, and they were so, so sensitive. Yang’s legs felt weak as she kept on touching her boobs. Her girls felt good, so much better than they ever had before. Electric shocks ran through her body as she groped them, her fingers sinking into the flesh and brushing her nipples. Groping her tits felt good, felt so very good. But it wasn’t enough. Yang’s hips twitched and jerked as she tried to get some stimulation against her pussy, something that would let her cum. But she couldn’t bring herself to let go of her tits and no matter what she pressed her crotch against, it wasn’t enough for her to cum. In front of her, Yang could see Blake struggling with her own clothing. The Faunus was clutching at her pants, trying to pull them down. But her butt was too big for Blake to get the waistband down over her hips. Finally, with a cry, Blake tore her pants open, letting the ripped remnants fall to the ground. Yang swallowed as she stared at her partner’s new, huge ass. She already knew Blake had one fine booty, but the globes in front of her now were even better than she had dreamed of. “Good,” Blake whimpered, kneading her ass just like Yang was groping her own tits. “Why does it feel so good?” Blake was facing away from Yang, so the blonde brawler could see how big Blake’s rear and hips were getting. They were already so big that Blake couldn’t keep her legs pressed together if she tried, instead leaving a sexy inverted triangle formed by her thighs. And Yang could see the black and white of the Grimm, around Blake’s waist and in between her fat, jiggling cheeks. Staggering upwards (when had she fallen?) Yang stumbled over to Blake. Her legs felt as weak as rubber, and she almost fell before she could lean on Blake for support. Blake was in just as bad of shape, leaning against Yang in turn. “Blakey, Blakey,” Yang muttered, “it feels so good.” “I know,” Blake moaned, her body shaking. “My ass, so hot, so good.” Yang desperately tried to think. She and Blake were worthless like this. There’s wasn’t a thing they could do with this heat clouding their minds. They needed to get rid of it somehow. Yang’s thoughts hung up for a long while on that, her body quivering as she thought about how good it would feel to cum. But how? A noise distracted her. Yang looked around and saw a bar. There was plenty of noise coming out from it, and she could see people moving behind the windows. Maybe they could help her and Blake? Yes. Somehow, that thought felt right on a bone-deep level to Yang. “Blake, come on Blake, this way,” Yang murmured, tugging her partner to the bar. It was hard to tug Blake when she wanted to do nothing more than keep on playing with her tits, but Yang managed it. Yang didn’t know where Weiss and Ruby had ended up, but they would have to take care of themselves. Yang’s need to cum was so great it won out over everything else. Her tits felt so good whenever she grabbed them, and her locked away pussy was burning with heat and drowning with her arousal. Hopefully all the men in the bar could help her with that problem.