“Adolin, investigate this broken strap,” “Adolin, solve this murder,” “Adolin, testify in court for the fate of humanity.” This is a lot of pressure to put on a horse girl who just wants to duel

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

Pissed off i didnt recieve any packages because i didnt order anything. Just unfair

learning about primatology a bit has made me a lot more tolerant of human behavior i didnt, as a huge weirdlord, intuitively understand, especially noise-based stuff. like when people scream when they meet each other somewhere. its fine, that is just affirmative social signaling and primates love to hoot n holler. theyre bonding. its loud but its important for the cohesion of the social group which is vital for species survival. i get it

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

in my minds eye

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

When Apollo regains his godhood, he makes Jason Grace a constellation, just like Artemis has done to Zoe.

i love you spatial horror i love you fucked up houses i love you neverending corridors i love you doors that lead nowhere i love you something evil under the floorboards i love you architecture that doesnt make sense

He’s so loved and I’m so emotional

thanks for clearing that up rick

Euripides, tr. by Anne Carson, Grief Lessons: Four Plays by Euripides

may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably

I just finished Rhythm of War and I can't get Kaladin's early chapters look out of my head

still not over how kaladin retired from being a fantasy protagonist to move back in with his parents, go back to med school, and invent therapy

pepa: bruno ruined my wedding and i am very upset about that

felix: I GOT TO MARRY PEPAAAAAAA

i love pathetic men (dream about to cry bc he has to go down a slide)