NASA is the paparazzi of the real stars

The biggest problem with stupid people is that they’re too dumb to realize that they’re stupid

Bread, cheese and vegetables make a socially acceptable breakfast, but pizza weirdly doesn’t

The pool water you swim in has been in countless other people’s mouths.

Telling people not to be sad works because it pisses them off, so they’re not sad anymore.

Tumblr is not a social media site to me, it is a cool scrapbooking \ creative writing club I go to at my local library

you know what’s nice

big thighs

Zurab Getsadze

-daddydominants-blog

Need this 😅

miracles in february. wealth in february. love in february. comfort in february. laughter in february. bliss in february. success in february. friendship in february. beauty in february. joy in february. harmony in february. blessings in february. balance in february. soul in february.

— Tony Gaskins

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

Becoming less reactive is a big part of growth & decreasing stress. Sometimes this type of avoidance can be looked at as lack of interest or uncaring, but it isn’t. If you let everything get you worked up, you’re damaging your mind, body & soul

Spare cooooochieee?!? Can you find it in your heart to spare some cooooCHIeee...

COOCHIE MACHINE BROKE

Not coochie machine 😭😭😭😭😭