Would anyone like to come and have a picnic in the void while we listen to the screaming like sultry jazz
feeling Bad, I’m gonna go on petfinder and find the most bizarre cat names possible, will report back with any notable ones
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might i add
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
Happy Birthday buddy!
This fucking guy.
The funniest response:
happy april 29th!!! please put in the tags what you’re up to today so we can archive and remember where we were april 29th, 2023
do interact if: you have a hyphenated last name, you're an older sibling, you have a cat, art was your favorite subject, you have kissed your friends, you really like at least one field of science, watch nature documentaries, you drank from the hose, you've been involved with the production of a musical but you never listened to hamilton, have at least one stick-n-poke, drink coffee every day, you have a favorite houseplant, prefer little and big spoon equally, have a dietary restriction, have dyed your hair green, or have been somewhere that you don't speak the language
Me trying to do work
My brain:
Saint Nicholas saved the pickle boys
Saint Nicholas saved the pickle boys
Please help me settle an argument I've had multiple times with my friends
welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you
photography was invented to take pictures of cats
Tag yourself as a cat
I'm the royal one
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN
oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting
Elon Musk and the Night of a Thousand Ghosts sounds like a movie I would watch.
We’re at 8,145 ghosts, with more on the way
19,470 ghosts and the army is growing
Pretty sure I just encountered my first twitter escapist it was pretty weird so I'll probably contemplate that for an unreasonable amount of time






