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@here-come-the-gays

I love how deceptively legit and professional the thumbnails for Griffin’s amiibo Corner are.

Nobody could ever expect the content they are about to receive from these videos.

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how dare you not actually include a link to the video. I went out of my way to find this and oh my geezum it does not disappoint.

what the fuck

PLEASE watch this if you’ve never seen it before with no context

yo, don’t donate any money to restore and rebuild notre dame, its a worldwide tourist attraction. the corporate interests of france would rebuild it even if they had to withhold food from babies, there is a 0% chance the cathedral would ever be left to languish. restoration will be a pretty high priority for the government itself.

internalize the feeling of watching a loss like that, and think: natives are BEGGING us to protect much older places of human history right here, we are driving bulldozers over and through for a few men who deny us all healthcare to get richer.

put your money toward some lesser-reported restoration and protection efforts, especially those actively being targeted by the rich.

it’s so funny when capitalists are like Stopping climate change is TOO EXPENSIVE. like money isn’t even fucking real you know what is? Earth and you know what’s about to not be real anymore? Earth

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I think it’s cute that thing humans do when they see a boat pass and the people on the boat wave at them and they wave back. For absolutely no reason. They don’t know each other they’re not trying to communicate anything other than “LOOK! I am on a boat!!! Hello!!!!” “I see you!!!! On the boat!!!! Hello!!!!!!!!!!” in a genuine moment of wholesome human connection and excitement.

I wave at people when I’m on the bus

if you dont believe in aliens youre fucking stupid

i dont give a damn about roswell or area 51 or whatever the fuck. thats not what i mean. the universe is infinitely large and weve already found living bacteria and stuff on comets. space has some crazy shit. it rains glass on venus and there’s a planet made of solid diamond. jupiter’s great red spot is a billion year old hurricane and like ten million earths could fit inside the sun. who gives a fuck if they arent little green men from mars. aliens exist and if you dont think so youre clowning hard my man

Me: *escaping the louvre, having just stolen the mona lisa*

The police: Stop right there!

Me: credit to the original artist. :)

The police: Oh, never mind, you’re free to go.

ok but this is actually a fantastic way to explain why reposting and ‘credit to the original artist’ is not an acceptable substitute