Day 27 watch out I’m coming!

why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”

A couple of comments are saying “But the nerdy underdogs CAN’T POSSIBLY be the bad guys because we’re not ‘in power!’”

Newsflash, you have this mindset, you are already thinking like a villain. Villains think they’re above reproach, that they’re the good guy no matter what they do. If you think that you, by your very nature, are incapable of being evil, you are well on your way to being evil if you aren’t there already.

The Adventure Zone characters as MBMBAM episode titles

OMG WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

I CAN EXPLAIN THIS so basically there’s this type of bonnet called a ‘poke bonnet’ and they look like this:

and in the regency there was this trend of the front part getting longer and longer until you couldn’t really see the wearer’s face… and people have been mean for all history and love to really deride and rip into the fashion trends of young women, so satirical cartoons like the one above popped up that were basically trying to say ‘hurr dburr stupid poke bonnets soon we won’t even be able to talk to women unless we stick our damn FACES INSIDE THEIR HATS!’

and yeah so that’s why we have a drawing of what looks like women sucking men’s heads off floating around tumblr

let’s bring back poke bonnets so ppl will have to leave me alone

she’s very powerful

Adele’s acceptance speech after winning Album of the Year at the 59th Grammy Awards

me and my friend:

you and your friend:

Everyone is freaking out about Donald Trump Jr because he openly admitted to colluding with Russia on behalf of his father’s campaign, and meanwhile all I can think about is that scene in Goblet of Fire where they’re in court and the witness is like “it was Barty Crouch….” [dramatic pause] “…Junior!” and everybody gasps

A lot of people were upset about this joke and told me to read another book, so I just wanted to follow up by repeating this joke except this time I’d like to make it about Michael Flynn Jr., son of Michael Flynn, both of whom are about to be arrested. I still think it was funny the first time I just wanted to clarify that I have no regrets and would do it again

Would you accept this round warm girl into your life?

starting a girl gang of girls aggressively supporting other girls so reblog if you want in because if we get enough people we’re getting jackets

the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury 

imagine if obama pronounced you guilty

it’d be the living embodiment of this meme

tea.

Aww

yall: go over your answers before turning them in

me a bitch whos never wrong: i think the fuck not

me a bitch whos always wrong: i think the fuck not

the ultimate gay joke is saying ‘lets get married’ to a fellow gay for fun but also 100% meaning it

joking and meaning it at the same time is gay culture