i fully believe that James could not tell McGonagalls animagus form from any other cat so he just treated every cat like it was her

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i've been thinking about hobie spiderverse since i came out of the movie theater, about how on a superficial level he acts like every other stereotypically alt character, stealing and instigating and bantering and being chaotic and rebellious and looking Cool™ but on a second look it's so so clear that every single thing he does is motivated by kindness and compassion towards his friends in general and miles in particular, and that's so viscerally truly punk of him

the already famous palm suggestion that makes miles break out of miguel's containment thing. miles initially reads this as condescending but hobie's genuinely trying to help

already he's looking out for miles by trying to keep him away from hq, a place where he knows miles isn't welcome and might be in danger

now, they get to hq and he immediately starts lifting stuff to homebrew a watch for miles, a guy he's known for five minutes (bc you can't convince me he didn't already have a bunch prepped for gwen and the other spider-people he trusts). he even lampshades it with the line above.

he's questioned miles' motives to join the spider society and he knows they're the same as his own: it's literally just to get a watch, to have a means to travel dimentions, to see his friends, to build community. he's already made the decision to grant that ability to miles without subjugating him to the oppressive restrictions and requirements of the spider society. at this point we know he's strongly ideologically opposed to the society and he later in this scene admits he's only there to look out for gwen, just like miles

this one makes me insane. it's a "are you safe at home in your dimension? do you have one? do you need a place to stay?" bc we know he's given one to gwen, who's not safe and does not have nice parents and has been crashing in hobie's dimension for the previous months

and then he tries again to warn miles off the spider society

and when push comes to shove and all the other spider-people are set on stopping miles from going home and changing his timeline he's the only one in miles' corner

btw notice how the palms thing is the first and last thing he says to miles in this film?

anyway. he was in this movie for like 15 minutes tops, showed up exclusively to hype up his friends and protect them by whatever means necessary, adoption papers and illegal interdimensional tech included, and he looked that cool the whole time while doing it. most character ever.

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + the onion headlines (2/?)

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Unexpected fan

Shanks realised too late he had in fact just been adopted by Luffy as his dad

everyone talks about sogeking being the best kept secret amongst the straw hats but nobody ever mentions how robin still doesn’t know that mr prince is sanji

“Fish rarely get love from people in the way that dogs or dolphins do when they should.”

(Source)

why must my analysis be supported by “textual evidence”? is it not enough for my arguments to be sexy and unhinged??

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

Oh my God, PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEASE work!

𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝

✦ hoseok - blue side but it’s raining outside

✦ bts - the truth untold but it’s raining outside

✦ disney pixar - ‘up’ but you’re walking outside

✦ kodaline - all i want but it’s slowed down

✦ beowulf - savior

✦ lewis capaldi - fade on the radio while you’re driving in the rain

✦ syml - where’s my love but it’s raining

✦ eden - wake up but in an empty arena with rain

✦ sufjan stevens - mystery of love but it’s raining

✦ alec benjamin - water fountain but you’re in bathroom at a party

✦ through & through - mom

✦ timmies - losing interest but it’s raining

✦ timmies - dahlias

✦ the saxophones - if you’re on the water

✦ novo amor & ed tullet - alps but it’s raining

✦ hollow coves - the woods but it’s raining

✦ chord overstreet - hold on but it’s raining

✦ daughter - medicine but it’s raining

✦ kodaline - follow your fire acoustic

✦ tom walker - leave a light on acoustic

𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝟐 𝐚𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞.

go ape shit no jutsu

it’s a hallway not a runway 🙄

All women have pubic hair, all women have armpit hair, all women have moustache hairs, all women have hairy legs, most women have hair on their stomach and breasts. If you find that disgusting then you aren’t attracted to women at all because that’s how we naturally exist, that’s what we look like, those are our secondary sex characteristics. Congrats on having brain rot though.

Why is my cat heavy? (not fat)

He is what he is

@ god I’m ready to meet my soul mate and fall in love…. so whenever you’re ready I’m waiting

I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.

You would not believe how comforting this is.