3x15 origins of vampire mythology has to be one of the community eps I quote the most. there’s so much good stuff in there guys. I’m watching it rn so I’ll list my personal favorites (there’s a lot oops)
• troy and abed’s handshake at the beginning “best friends best friends making a cake”
• “I’m sorry britta, some things are funny because they make no sense, and that is Not one of them”
• “ex-boyfriend named blade alert”
• “make it yourself!” “I don’t know how 😰”
• “annie subdue your guest 😐”
• “that’s right. it’s a banana”
• “but we are not defined by our limitations! we are defined by our potential!” “I have the potential to watch blade”
• “there’s phones in the refrigerator. 😦 oops.”
• “you’re monsters! you’re hitlers! you’re racist pedophiles! you’re the opposites of batman!” “YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS”
• “I need help reacting to something 🧍🏾”
• “you’re the only one who really understands me”
• “you take that back! he could do plenty better than me. I was the first to say Yes 😁”
• “have fun forcing life” “We Will.”
• “he’s not as good looking as you.” “I wasnt fishing for that.” “no, I know, I offered it freely :)”
• “what’s wrong, annie? you came out of the bedroom smiling, and then your smile faded as you leaned against the door :(“
• “yeah, you’re just like blade, man, straight up”
• “you could change it” “to what? tempelton ferrari the third?? won’t change how mustard tastes”
• *pierce and chang walk past shirley and jeff, arm in arm, laughing* “how many times are they gonna do that”
• “dean. why are you here” “ouch 😟”
• “hello??? blade???” “…” “aaeeooöööugghhhhahahaeuaghghh 👹”
• “she’s whipped by an imaginary douche!” “hey, don’t knock it till you try it”
• “why do you wanna know the secret to making a woman psycho??” “why do we wanna know how to blow up the earth or grow a human ear on a mouse?? in case we have to, shirley. in case we have to.”
• “dean! why are you here??” “yikes!”
• “well. that didn’t work. that’s what I get for improvising”
• ”who hurt you??? and why didn’t it stick?”
• “he’s brain damaged.” “well let’s not be petty 🙄” “no I’m serious. he showed me the scar”
• “I have to go to him.” “No, Woman. ✋🏻😒”
• “this movie is fantastic ☺️”
and the entire end tag with abed’s stand-up routine that’s basically just about the trobedison apartment and troy is absolutely eating up all of his jokes. plus “TOASTER OVEN!” “it’s from his album”
anyway just thought I’d spread the 3x15 love I’ve been watching this ep in my head all weekend and am finally watching it irl. 10/10