Lonhaaron

Don’t hire this cleaning service

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018 

only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018

Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week

look at this fucking mugshot

can we make this go viral

time to get into the holiday spirit

me during sex: can we stop for a sec i need a glass of water

me: comes back 20 minutes later with a Slurpee

I leave him alone with our pet ferret for 5 minutes

I CANT BELIEVE

I was gonna say this is so me but I felt like I’d be disrespecting her like she really is on an unreachable level… I hope she gets the dick she deserves

UNMUTE IT

me, procrastinating: haha it’s okay I work best under pressure! :)

me, working under pressure:

Kelly Rowland texted her boyfriend via Microsoft Excel and got mad because he didn’t text back.

Trust fall! 🔊

@vikingofficial

if you can’t read yourself how in the hell are you gonna read somebody else