Avatar

Talk'n Shit

@hemmoxoxo

Avatar

a human year = 7 dog years

a dog is a man’s best friend

7 is God’s favorite number

dog is God backwards

???????????????????

This is a useless coincidence. 

so was your birth

Avatar

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

We did it kids

welcome to the internet

Avatar

Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops

This is the best explanation for it I’ve ever found.

holy shit i feel TERRIBLE for everyone with an anxiety disorder now.

Avatar
hemmoxoxo

I'm showing this to anyone that asks me what my anxiety

Avatar
reblogged

harry trying to snatch a fan’s hat to add to his collection 

image

the fan was heard saying “swiper no swiping” thus causing harry to stop

Avatar
reblogged
Anonymous asked:

Hey Geordie! Have you heard Abigail Breslin's song "you suck"? If so, what are your thoughts??

yeah i have the songs pretty lame and i don’t back the way she criticised old mates physical attributes but the whole “drag her” attitude that twitter upholds is kinda stupid like yeah a girl wrote a lame song laugh it off don’t attack her

Avatar
Avatar

Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.

But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.

Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.

Avatar
lilprince

This makes me extremely happy. God bless you correct suit man.

What always kills me is that he stands at parade rest at the end of gif two i’m just

damn it

such class.

*breathes heavily*

Holy hell that’s attractive

Avatar
hemmoxoxo

Keeping this to send to my future husband

Avatar

To the person who posted the Jenga tower earlier. Your move.

how the FUCK

Avatar
hemmoxoxo

Well someone has a lot of time on their hands

Avatar

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

Avatar
reblogged

REBLOG IF YOU ARENT GOING TO DERPCON

you aren’t alone. we all need a little support.

Avatar
hemmoxoxo

A lot of support