i will absolutely flunk the math exam tomorrow

Flunk it hard as you can, they won't be expecting that

I knew a guy that claimed to survive solely on Mountain Dew. I knew him for one weekend on a youth retreat.

He slept the whole time.

Mountain dew gives you the will to survive. It doesn't actually have more caffeine than coke. The taste though? Makes you wanna enjoy the best in life, which is obviously experienced when unconscious

Nono when I say he slept the whole time I don't mean he took a lot of naps no this dude full on passed out for two days. The only time I saw him up and about was when he cooked up what we called a "Doctor Weird" which is coke, coffee, mountain dew, mellow yellow, pepsi, and something else that I'm forgetting all mixed up into one drink. Which tasted both horrid and good at the same time? It was a very complex palate.

An hour later he was back on the couch passed out dead to the world.

Rich people showers

reblogging for that gif

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

Not gonna not reblog this….

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

*muffled screams*

I had to

This is perfection.

i drew this drawing of if the color yellow was a person and he is hurt by what you said. apologize.

I’m sorry

that you’re such a weak bitch

Well fuck you too yellow bitchy bitch

 I made fanart

I'm honored to have fanart on my post

i drew this drawing of if the color yellow was a person and he is hurt by what you said. apologize.

I'm sorry

that you're such a weak bitch

Well fuck you too yellow bitchy bitch

i drew this drawing of if the color yellow was a person and he is hurt by what you said. apologize.

I'm sorry

that you're such a weak bitch

Well fuck you too yellow bitchy bitch

spaghetti dog hate how dare you! /j 

That is not Yellow that is Orange

i drew this drawing of if the color yellow was a person and he is hurt by what you said. apologize.

I'm sorry

that you're such a weak bitch

<...Nothing much, how have you been dealing with all the other yous?>

*shrugs* kinda don't really care anymore

<Oh...I see..Why did the doctor you want bones so badly?>

Oh no he was checking to make sure you had them

<...Nothing much, how have you been dealing with all the other yous?>

*shrugs* kinda don't really care anymore

Right ok but consider: democratic socialism

Democratic Socialism is based around the concept of "To each according to their needs, from each according to their abilities" Which is not the same as profit incentive. It's the political equivalent of saying "do your best" vs the capitalistic view of "Work your ass off then work some more you still don't have enough money"