happy pride month to this post specifically

Happy Pride y'all

was supposed to be proofreading a translation today and it turns out they just sent me a machine translation hoping i wouldn't notice and would fix it anyway

called them out on it and their response was just "ok so how much would it cost to do a full revision so it's all correct then 😉"

no acknowledgement or apology, just a winky emoji! everything is fine!

this rules

Yeah dude who do you think catches your freshly cut salmon

the bear catching your salmon

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site

Happy 11 years to one of the OG funniest viral posts on this site

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

philip j fry has been frozen for 23 slutty, slutty years

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

How to make ice cream in Alaska

Its crazy how jack blacks kid just looks like if jack black had a son