GOLF WITH NO LIMITS

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

i know it’s you tim mcgraw

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL.

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

“The staff count as people” has me dead

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

Negative Things About The Signs

(pls don’t take this personally, this is just for fun!)

Aries: Very fiery aka easily irritated, reacts strongly, can be a bit passive-aggressive sometimes

Taurus: Pretends to know everything even if they don’t, stubborn, kinda whiny at times 

Gemini: Cares too much or too little (no in-between), changes their opinion too much, can hate someone one second and love them the next

Cancer: Sometimes too moody, goes from being the happiest in the room to the saddest in the room real quick, you never really know where you have them

Leo: Brags too much, it can get tiring to hear about how great they are at everything (even if they really are great at everything)

Virgo: They always seem so kind but sometimes they can say really mean and hurtful things for no reason, can be heartless

Libra: The stereotype is true, these guys are so indecisive! But sometimes they’ll ask for your opinion and then be passive-aggressive about your answer

Scorpio: Plays the victim a lot, sometimes it seems like they truly believe that everyone is out to get them

Sagittarius: (my sign!) Don’t think when they do stupid things (overly impulsive at times), can be overly optimistic in the wrong situation

Capricorn: Shuts you out when they’re upset, hard to talk to, often runs away/ignores problems instead of sorting them out

Aquarius: Can be very insensitive, someone could be crying their eyes out in front of them and they’d completely ignore them

Pisces: Very dramatic sometimes for no reason, easily offended, quite emotional

I’m gonna join the V-day meme’ing this year. (I DO NOT SUPPORT DOLAN TRAMPS STUPID WALL)

spread the love<3 meme your crush to death

please get me these pants, because i want pepe the frog to carry the weight of my fucking sins, as if he were some kind of peasant i hired so my royal feet needn’t touch the ground

this is the worst post ive ever seen