the queen has returned

When the war comes, we know who to call.

Amazing art

by art_veider

if anyone needs cheering up here are some of the names of the seals at ireland’s seal rehab centre:

honourable mention to: el taco, wolverine, haggis, ham, nacho, and terry.

haggis, lord farquad, and…

marty the blob

this is the most important thing i have seen all my life

cis bottoms be puttin all kinds of shit up their bootyholes like dildos, wine bottles, hairbrushes, bananas, etc. but then can’t fathom the idea of a trans man toppin them.

This post pissed off a bunch of transphobes, so please, continue to reblog it.

in case you wonder where I get my inspiration:

Validate him. He’s worth it!

Yes.

*rubs this on everyones face*

There’s a difference between laughing at a guy dressed as a girl in a *clearly comical* way and laughing at a trans girl.

No, there isn’t

No, there isn’t

No, there really isn’t

Stop dating while you’re healing.

Heal first, then date.

Other people are not medicine.

L O U D E R

I can fucking hear it

Chris McLean from Total Drama Island could defeat Thanos!

Thanos gets sent to the boat of losers

Reblog if you support Demigirls and Demiboys 💕

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

Endgame

Low key been wanting to do this since i saw this

i’m sick of people (especially men) making fun of women who scream with joy when they see each other in public and act all loud and excited… leave them alone they’re having fun and their lives are worth more than yours

I had a dream last night that I swallowed an ender pearl. As soon as I got it down, I woke up.

teleported back to real life

My brain: It seems like your toxic family is attacking you again. Would you like to daydream about a fluffy and warm scene with your parental f/o’s and a happy future where you have a big and lovely family with your romantic f/o?

Me: I beg you

SELF SHIPPERS WHO HAVE FAMILIAL F/Os TO HELP THEM COPE WITH HAVING BAD/TOXIC/ABUSIVE FAMILY MEMBERS