Blah blah:and what can you do my feminine fellow?
Arlo: I can succ your dick.
Blah blah: ha no!
Angel: this is a boy, their extremely nutritious and there the oldest thing in hell.
Alestor, stumbling past: oppsie
Angel: i was wrong
Bryce: why are you a clown?
Blah blah: why are you at the circus?
Sam, trapped and stalling for time: do you want kids?
Bryce: no, I like money.
if I have to hear one more time that lizzo is ‘glorifying obesity’ im going to lose my goddamn mind. are skinny people gonna go out and gain weight bc of her? no. fat girls are gonna see that theyre worthy of respect and love and arent the scum of the earth bc of their weight. literally just shut up.
People need to understand that when bigots trot out the “glorifying obesity” line, they do it because people like Lizzo out there gloriously living their life while fat threatens the system of oppression, at all levels. It threatens the system where women are supposed to only have self-worth if men give it to them by finding them attractive/fuckable. It threatens the capitalistic system supported by women being so desperate to be thin they’ll spend most of their money on diet systems that don’t work. It threatens the system where only people who won the genetic lottery and remain thin without effort, or those who make their lives miserable to get and try to stay thin, get to be happy.
It has nothing to do with actually glorifying obesity, and everything to do with the system being threatened.
gschwellti-deactivated20170917
i just ? want to be the pope ? is that too much to ask ?
starry-fight
some people????? become religious leaders????? to cope??????????????
starry-fight
poping mechanisms
smugapathist
i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot
Brandon Rodgers characters as John mulany quotes
Bobby: you're a little fat girl aren't you?
Bryce: take this meal voucher that doesn't work go fetch!
Blame: eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs
Sam: I hear you honking and I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing
Elmer: looks like the victim had anal contotions
Helen: sometimes babies will point at me and I don't care for that shit at all
Grandpa: take your goddam epipen and get out of my house
Donna:fuck da police! FUCK DA POLICE!
The docter: I'm going to stick a part of my hand up your ass
The fashion designer: everyone get outa my way. I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.
Felix: this is so much nicer than what I'm about to do. Look at this, it's really tragic.
Blah blah: I like to lean in and go "stop sniching motherfucker" because you're never too young to learn our national no sniching policy
I will now be manly operating on @slimyskeletalspleen . I will not be taking any criticism for anything
I will now be manly operating on @slimyskeletalspleen . I will not be taking any criticism for anything
happy halloween !!
- stay safe.
- stay warm.
- eat candy.
- get spooky.
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
This is Halloween
This is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 🎃
This is Halloween
Everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It’s our town
Everybody scream
In this town of Halloween
I am the one hiding under your bed 🛌
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes 🐍 and spiders 🕷 in my hair
This is Halloween
This is Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
In this town
We call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
In this town
Don’t we love it now?
Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise
’Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can 🗑
Something’s waiting, no, to pounce,
And
How
You’ll
Scream!
This is Halloween
Red ‘n’ black, and slimy green
Aren’t you scared?
Well, that’s just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice 🎲🎲
Ride with the moon in the dead of night 🌕
Everybody scream
Everybody scream
In our town of Halloween!
I am the clown with the tear-away face 🤡
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”
I am the wind blowing through your hair 🌬
I am the shadow on the moon at night 🌑
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
This is Halloween
This is Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life’s no fun without a good scare
That’s our job, but we’re not mean
In our town of Halloween
In this town
Don’t we love it now?
Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back 💀
And scream like a banshee
Make you
Jump
Out
Of
Your
Skin! ☠️
This is Halloween
Everybody scream
Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy?
Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!
This is Halloween
This is Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
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youtube-commentary-weeb
I had to reblog this
happy extremely belated spooky day it’s june zjaksjeudjejduwbejdiwndjdnshehejsjebahdhxusbsj
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konji-and-han
Why does all the spooky stuff appear on my dash when it’s fucking June?
masochist-incarnate
It should be on everyones dash because its THE SPOOKY MONTH
berryloversans
YEEEEEE
yall realize being ace is like,,, not discourse right. like talking about asexuality isnt. discourse. us existing isnt up to your opinions like at all and noah fence but shutting down aces talking about rape culture isnt activism
this is just. so fucking funny to me
It's funnier when you consider that Weird Al tweeted this in response.
