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This Girl Can

@helpfulfairy

Jessie, 30, NZ
Say hi!
Learn some new things
Be kind, always.
Seriously. It’s not that hard

btw you all have to stop talking about gargoyles when you actually mean grotesques. not because i actually care that much about using the correct technical terms but because those wretched beasts deserve your love and recognition too.

basically, for those unaware of the difference:

gargoyles: freaks with a job, created to drain water from the roof

grotesques: freaks for the hell of it, created when one guy dared to ask the question "what if there were some absolutely disgusting creatures just hanging out on the roof"

both: swell guys who deserve your admiration and make architecture look metal as hell

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

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if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

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if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

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no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

My take on fic writing is that I don't care what actually happened in canon.

- but I do need to get the price of tulips in 1850's Paris right because that's how I'm letting you guys know that my ignorance of the source material is a hard-earned and intentional kind of bliss.