HELLO?
Tumblr ads are better than tumblr posts
radspecter
*starts chugging pepto bismol to make my meat huge*
that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet
it was clickhole my bad
hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill
fuck this stupid babka life. or whatever it is they say
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9
novitiate-deactivated20181021
‘dont say gay if youre bi’ lmao lets all leave the house! lets all go outside and get a big gulp of fresh air is what im thinking
die girlies auf tumblr logging in after watching or reading literally any kind of media to post a deep and meaningful analysis and then type at the very end "that man shouldve been fucked to pieces tho":
this is so funny to me
some of my favourite tags from this post lmao
venus xtravaganza and punk rock frankie competing together in the s&m bad girls competition, from around 1986
It looks like she just beat the shit out of him
Jesus would smoke a blunt with you but modern religious organizations refuse this simple reality
the issue is i can't see the phrase 'the beast' in any context without thinking of my dog. it's bad. saw an edgy text over painting image on pinterest that said 'the beast comes for us all eventually' and just thought about this fucker
This is Lesbian Money Lincoln. Reblog to enhance your chance to find a lesbian or $$. Or a $$$ lesbian. Also good for protecting your favorite girlfriend jeans from tears or shrinkage.
