Oh God, I just imagined WHO he could use as a base.

“At first I thought of basing your minds, my children, on the kids in my current team. but then I asked myself “Why stop here?” So I picked and mixed up brainwaves of teenagers on ALL these Avengers teams running around right now. If they got their owners into Avengers, they are good enough for you.”

“So that’s why I don’t know if I want to kick you in the face or feed you to squirrels?”

“Exactly.”

Well I can guess who his wife will be based off. Maximoff family is perpetually getting weirder.

I thought the same thing. That’s probably the only option. Unless Vision went completely off the rails.

Which, let’s face it, he very well may have.

I like how this books just makes us guess what is the weirdest thing he will do. Base his wife on Wanda? Not base his wife on Wanda? Base his kids on preexisting teenage superheroes*? Rebuilding Jonas and inviting him for a dinner? His wtfness became a selling point of this book.

* And I really like this idea. I mean, imagine if he went and copied brainwaves of teens on current teams. Imagine his daughter having Ava’s strict and focused approach but also Dorren’s childlike optimism, both Nico’s compassion and America’s brutal honesty and all of that filtered through Kamala. It would be awesome.

It would also make his family tree a total mess but to he honest, it already is.