Art by Loputyn
I’ll never recover from how disgustingly supportive and happy this chef looked on stevens behalf
… i wrote ‘naruto selection’ instead of ‘natural selection’ on my biology homework.
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
hydro-punk
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
Reblogging for the last addition
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BDSM
b= bein nice
d= de good times you have with the ones you love
s= seeing your family and friends
m= making sure your future is bright
summer, fall, feeling sort of but not quite sick all the time, spring.
inspired by are you scared’s first episode where shane said he wants to be tiny and lives inside the walls like the borrowers so
i present to you a ratatouille au
+ bonus shane sleeping in a matchbox
why do stores always say ‘gifts for her’??? who is she? why are millions of americans being encouraged to buy gifts for this entity? someone explain
we must appease Her
@ beau i get you, you absolute disaster lesbian, i totally get you