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Chaos

@hells-favorite

Bigender (they/them) 24 y/o
Good Omens, Spn, the expanse, etc
Side blogs: @templepriest-motherfucker (ex catholic) @hellsfavoritegaypirate (ofmd)
Hell is my girlfriend we met on tumblr fell in love and live together now

forever distraught that I’m 25 and basically geriatric by dance standards

why is it impossible to find a dance class for adults that’s not beginner level

like, yoga classes go by skill not age why can’t we do that

this isn’t medieval england, we don’t peak at 16 and die by 30 anymore

haven’t we as a society progressed beyond this

Truth is, it reads more like "she can do everything" and "him, it's just Ken"

And ken is a slang used in French that means "to fuck"

So "Him, it's just fucking"

Which I think is even more hilarious

twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman

tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses

discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform

youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification

reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the removal of third-party API support

facebook: my mom is on there

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