Helly

AUDIO ON IM NOT KIDDING

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

you know he would have been one of Those kids

inspired by this pic:

fotherMUCKER

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

Literally this

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

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how come when you turn into an adult people don't tuck you in anymore. if you have roommates you should offer to tuck them in sometimes. I really don't know why tucking people in stopped happening but we can bring it back

Fish I think you should go to sleep

BUT NOBODY TUCKED ME IN

crying

user markshotaros going shooters for karl marx

u forgot the best part

This came across my feed a little bit ago so I'm glad I finally have context for it

@ukaizawa

God, that explains this:

gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art

i thot this was from evangelion

I need to have an it/its weekend

What the hell are you talking about? Where is the it/its ice cream

you rockin with the it's/it pronouns ice cream?

Of course you blue box ice cream and pronouns

weezer its/it pronoun ice cream thing

there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

@catboybiologist

official linguistics post

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

mistreating him

petting him

I need to go to a service dog convention and have them diagnose me

smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

this is gonna make me sound very Old Man Yells At Cloud but i just hate how many things in my life assume i will always have access to a quick, reliable internet connection and almost cease to function without it. Obviously certain things Have To Have An Internet Connection, but i want to be able to listen to music if my service is bad. i want to still watch movies if Netflix is down. i want to have a working map when i can’t get a cell signal. nearly every tech product these days bears the fingerprint of the extremely internet-rich places they are developed, high rent offices in Seattle, San Francisco, etc.. I think often the idea of the internet not being available is so remote to them it doesn’t even factor in to development. i remember when the Xbox One was debuted and Microsoft was almost mockingly like “if you don’t have reliable fast internet, then don’t bother buying this”, and there was such backlash they completely went back on so much of that. But now that attitude is just the tech norm.

No you're right and you should say it

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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Leonard Pollard

My mom was having trouble using they/them prnouns with some friends for a while. One day she said “I think the problem is that I haven’t changed the way I view their gender outside of their pronouncs which adds several extra steps in converting binary pronouns to they/them then conjugating it. So I need to shift how I see them as a gendered person entirely to make using their pronouns easier.” And since then she hardly ever messes up.

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A lot of the cis people in my life need this

This is literally why people mess up pronouns and why it’s a problem.

Like the reason you’re not calling me “they” is because you still think of me as gendered the way you initially assumed. It’s not just the pronouns I want you to change, they only serve as an acknowledgement of the gender I want you to adjust your perspective to. If you did that, you wouldn’t struggle with it.

reminds me of the tweet that’s like “dad just think of me as a swarm of bees” and the dad was like “oh I get it now”

Ahhhh your Fursona's a Raccoon. Got it.

Please someone make my racoon Pikachu roadkill furry super fucking hot god please.

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road kill

Aww, poor little bugger

[ID: Two images, one from the original post and one from the reblog. The original post is a TikTok screenshot of a person's eyes appearing concerned, with the text above them reading "it's 2075 & My Neuralink glitches out and I get to see the beautiful night sky for 13 seconds without ads. (It's been 17 years)"

The second image is a screenshot of a news article by Stephanie Buck. The headline reads "During a 1994 blackout, L.A. residents called 911 when they saw the Milky Way for the first time." The sub-heading reads "More like the City of Too Much Light..." The cropped article below reads:

"In 1994, a 6.7-magnitude earthquake rumbled through Los Angeles at 4:30 a.m. The shaking woke residents, who discovered the power had gone out citywide.

Some left their houses or peered outside to check on the neighborhood. It was eerily dark -- no streetlights and few cars at that late hour.

They looked up at the sky. It was flush with cosmic bodies that had been invisible up to that point -- twinkling stars, clustered galaxies, distant planets, even a satellite or two. Then some people became nervous. What was that large silvery cloud that trailed over the city? It looked so sinister they called 911.

That cloud was the Milky Way. They had never seen it before."

The section starting with "Then some people" and ending with "They had never seen it before" is highlighted by a red box surrounding the text.

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this makes me want to cry and scream and smash every light in the world