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It’s damn near a tautology too because mental illnesses are usually also defined as being at a level that’s disruptive to your ability to work under capitalism’s demands.
Capitalism causes, capitalism diagnoses, capitalism treats, capitalism kills.
For those curious:
Library of Congress Classification, Class H, Subclass HQ, 71-79:
Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?
Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.
Lawyer: You want to fucking what?
clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.
yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here
We don't blame them
They’re just so smooth
I’m obsessed with clashing and mismatched patterns and maximalist fabrics actually, so sick of matching bland minimalism.
This is the only thing that matters actually
Imagine you're an actor on Gotham Knights and you're planning to come out for pride month 2k23 and you confide this in human low battery smoke alarm MISHA COLLINS and he proceeds, before you can come out, to vague tweet about how of someone comes out while he's on his "meditation retreat" he's very proud of them and the insane destiel cockles girlies assume this is about human manscaped ad Jensen Ackles and now you can't fucking come out because everyone is going to lose their fucking minds about whether you coming out means jackles is straight and you can't even bitch out Misha because he turned his phone off while he's getting his asshole bleached in Tahoe
every day the supernatural fandom sends emails.
which they do because Misha Collins is committing psychic warfare against them WHAT THE FUCK
this tweet is less than a day old and i can already hear in the hall of the mountain king.
this is excellent proof of how cops train each other to think. merely wearing protection against possible cop violence IS an escalation in their view. like how dare you prepare for me to become unhinged, now my repeated violations of the geneva convention are your fault >:(
this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive
May I propose the fill ins?
Okay but why not reblog/share art from Mark Rothko or whoever themselves instead of reblogging from some random art blog?? Most artists have social media nowadays??
Cheers mate I’d love to but Mark Rothko insisted on being unsexy an d hard to reach on socials when he died in 1970
rebageling both for the a+ joke and because I may be one of the few people in the world who could pass/interact with both groups.
My favorite part of this joke was telling it to my mom and gramma.
They both laughed.
Then my gramma paused and asked why it was a gay bar.
My mom explained bears in the gay context.
And gramma laughed harder.
Mom was curious why she laughed if she didn't know what a bear was.
Gramma explained the [exit pursued by bear] play joke, which mom didn't know was a play reference.
Mom laughed harder.
All the while I'm cracking up because I love this joke for both the Shakespeare joke and the gay bar joke, and these two finding it funny even though they only knew half of the joke (and opposite halves).
Also my mom explaining to my gramma what a bear is, definitely one of the best moments of my life.
