I’ll 👏 ship 👏 whatever 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 I 👏 want 👏 thanks
Actually 👏 many 👏 postal 👏 services👏 have 👏 rules 👏 and 👏 regulations 👏 on 👏 what 👏 you 👏 can 👏 and 👏 cannot 👏 ship 👏 many 👏 regulations 👏 depend 👏 on 👏 the 👏 destination 👏 weight 👏 and 👏 content 👏
Y'all ever heard of syllables?
My face turns bright red with one sip of beer
“You look different with makeup” ????? You think I’m buying shit for hundreds of dollars to just keep looking like my ugly self … Ok
It’s good to remember sometimes that tumblr doesn’t actually matter
at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”
Loved the clouds and the colour!
men tell their daughters and sisters not to talk to strangers but get pissed when a woman who don’t know them don’t wanna talk to them lmao
😭 oop
…. I just burnt my damn tongue
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview
the only girls that look cute with short hair:
- all of them
- every single one of them
- literally everyone
the only girls that look cute with long hair:
- all of them
- every single one of them
- literally everyone
The only girls that look cute:
- all of them
- every single one of them
- literally everyone
Glad we settled this
me: I don’t like sharing anything about my personal life with strangers.
someone on the bus bumping into me: oh, sorry.
me: it’s okay, I’ve been hurt before. it all started at the onset of 2015 and
blooming station por Yoshi Shimamura Por Flickr: Taken at Miura station, Okayama.(因美線三浦駅) This is a typical tiny rural station, there are only 15 trains in both direction in a day.
You know when you clean your face really well and exfoliate and stuff and your face feels ten pounds lighter and clean and kind of raw, that’s how I want my heart to feel
You know when you clean your face really well and exfoliate and stuff and your face feels ten pounds lighter and clean and kind of raw, that’s how I want my heart to feel


